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1、2014/9/11Q:Whyisadoctoralwayscalm.A:Becauseithasalotofpatients(也有耐心的意思)2PATIENT:DocIkeeponforgettingthings. DOCTOR:Sincewhendidyouhavetheseproblems? PATIENT:Whatproblems?3Bubbawasbraggingtohisbossoneday,"Youknow,Iknoweveryonethereistoknow.Justnamesomeone,anyone,andIknowthem." Tiredofhisboas
2、ting,hisbosscalledhisbluff,"OK,BubbahowaboutTomCruise?" "Sure,yes,TomandIareoldfriends,andIcanproveit."SoBubbaandhisbossflyouttoHollywoodandknockonTomCruise'sdoor,andsureenough,TomCruiseshouts,"Bubba!Greattoseeyou!Youandyourfriendcomerightinandjoinmeforlunch!" Althoughimpressed,Bubba'sbossi
3、sstillskeptical.AftertheyleaveCruise'shouse,hetellsBubbathathethinksBubba'sknowingCruisewasjustlucky. "No,no,justnameanyoneelse,"Bubbasays. "PresidentClinton,"hisbossquicklyretorts. "Yes,"Bubbasays,"Iknowhim,let'sflyouttoWashington." Andofftheygo.AttheWhiteHouse,ClintonspotsBubbaonthetouran
4、dmotionshimandhisbossover,saying,"Bubba,whatasurprise,Iwasjustonmywaytoameeting,butyouandyourfriendcomeoninandlet'shaveacupofcoffeefirstandcatchup." Well,thebossisveryshakenbynow,butstillnottotallyconvinced. AftertheyleavetheWhitehousegrounds,heexpresseshisdoubtstoBubba,whoagainimploreshimt
5、onameanyoneelse. "ThePope,"hisbossreplies."Sure!"saysBubba."MyfolksarefromPoland,andI'veknownthePopealongtime." SoofftheyflytoRome.BubbaandhisbossareassembledwiththemassesinVaticanSquarewhenBubbasays,"Thiswillneverwork.Ican'tcatchthePope'seyeamongallthesepeople.Tellyouwhat,Iknowalltheguards
6、soletmejustgoupstairsandI'llcomeoutonthebalconywiththePope."AndhedisappearsintothecrowdheadedtowardtheVatican. Sureenough,halfanhourlaterBubbaemergeswiththePopeonthebalcony.ButbythetimeBubbareturns,hefindsthathisbosshashadaheartattackandissurroundedbyparamedics. Workinghiswaytohisboss'side,
7、Bubbaaskshim,"Whathappened?" Hisbosslooksupandsays,"IwasdoingfineuntilyouandthePopecameoutonthebalconyandthemannexttomesaid,"Who'sthatonthebalconywithBubba?"4Thisblackwomanwasvastlyoverweight,andImeanMASSIVEandshewenttoseethedoctoraboutherweight. Shesaid
