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1、ENGLISHJOKESIPARTATalkingFrogAnoldergentlemanwasplayingaroundofgolf.Suddenlyhisballslicedandlandedinashallowpond.Ashewasattemptingtoretrievetheballhediscoveredafrogwho,tohisgreatsurprise,startedtospeak!"Kissme,andIwillchangeintoabeautifulprincess,andIwillbeyour
2、sforaweek."Hepickedupthefrogandplaceditinhispocket.Ashecontinuedtoplaygolf,thefrogrepeateditsmessage."Kissme,andIwillchangeintoabeautifulprincess,andIwillbeyoursforawholemonth!"Themancontinuedtoplayhisgolfgameandonceagainthefrogspokeout."Kissme,andIwillchangein
3、toabeautifulprincess,andIwillbeyoursforawholeyear!"Finally,theoldmanturnedtothefrogandexclaimed,"Atmyage,I'dratherhaveatalkingfrog!"TheLastTicketDuringabusyholidayweekend,awomanwhowaseightmonthspregnantwenttotherailwaystationtoreturnhometoherhusband.Atthereserv
4、ationcounter,whenherturncame,therewasonlyoneticketleft.Takingpityonaveryoldladybehindherinline,sheofferedherberthtotheoldladyandsentatelegramtoherhusbandwhicharrivedwithasmallerror:"Shallbecomingtomorrow,heavyrushinthetrain,gavebirthtoanoldlady."ABusinessLoanAb
5、usinessmanwalkedintoabankinSanFranciscoandaskedfortheloanofficer.HetoldtheofficerthatheisgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfortwoweeksandneededtoborrow$5,000.Thebankofficerexplainedthatthebankneededsomekindofsecurityforsuchaloan.SothebusinessmanhandedoverthekeystoaRollsRo
6、yceparkedonthestreetinfrontofthebank.Everythingcheckedout,andthebankagreedtoacceptthecarascollateralfortheloan.AbankemployeedrovetheRollsintothebank'sundergroundgarageandparkeditthere.Twoweekslater,thebusinessmanreturned,repaidthe$5,000withinterest,whichcameto$
7、15.41.Theloanofficersaid,"Weareveryhappytohavehadyourbusiness,andthistransactionhasworkedoutverynicely,butwearealittlepuzzled.Whileyouwereaway,wecheckedyououtandfoundthatyouareamultimillionaire.Whatpuzzlesusiswhywouldyoubothertoborrow$5,000?"Thebusinessmanrepli
8、ed,"WhereelseinSanFranciscocanIparkmycarfortwoweeksforonly15bucks?"ABigDecisionAsix-year-oldboywalkeduptohisfatheronedayandannounced,'Daddy,I'dliketogetmarried.'Hisfatherrep
