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1、2014/9/11Q:Whyisadoctoralwayscalm.A:Becauseithasalotofpatients(也有耐心的意思)2PATIENT:DocIkeeponforgettingthings. DOCTOR:Sincewhendidyouhavetheseproblems? PATIENT:Whatproblems?3Bubbawasbraggingtohisbossoneday,"Youknow,Iknoweveryonethereistoknow.Justnamesomeone
2、,anyone,andIknowthem." Tiredofhisboasting,hisbosscalledhisbluff,"OK,BubbahowaboutTomCruise?" "Sure,yes,TomandIareoldfriends,andIcanproveit."SoBubbaandhisbossflyouttoHollywoodandknockonTomCruise'sdoor,andsureenough,TomCruiseshouts,"Bubba!Greattoseeyou!You
3、andyourfriendcomerightinandjoinmeforlunch!" Althoughimpressed,Bubba'sbossisstillskeptical.AftertheyleaveCruise'shouse,hetellsBubbathathethinksBubba'sknowingCruisewasjustlucky. "No,no,justnameanyoneelse,"Bubbasays. "PresidentClinton,"hisbossquicklyretorts
4、. "Yes,"Bubbasays,"Iknowhim,let'sflyouttoWashington." Andofftheygo.AttheWhiteHouse,ClintonspotsBubbaonthetourandmotionshimandhisbossover,saying,"Bubba,whatasurprise,Iwasjustonmywaytoameeting,butyouandyourfriendcomeoninandlet'shaveacupofcoffeefirstandcatc
5、hup." Well,thebossisveryshakenbynow,butstillnottotallyconvinced. AftertheyleavetheWhitehousegrounds,heexpresseshisdoubtstoBubba,whoagainimploreshimtonameanyoneelse. "ThePope,"hisbossreplies."Sure!"saysBubba."MyfolksarefromPoland,andI'veknownthePopealongt
6、ime." SoofftheyflytoRome.BubbaandhisbossareassembledwiththemassesinVaticanSquarewhenBubbasays,"Thiswillneverwork.Ican'tcatchthePope'seyeamongallthesepeople.Tellyouwhat,IknowalltheguardssoletmejustgoupstairsandI'llcomeoutonthebalconywiththePope."Andhedisa
7、ppearsintothecrowdheadedtowardtheVatican. Sureenough,halfanhourlaterBubbaemergeswiththePopeonthebalcony.ButbythetimeBubbareturns,hefindsthathisbosshashadaheartattackandissurroundedbyparamedics. Workinghiswaytohisboss'side,Bubbaaskshim,"Whathappened?" His
8、bosslooksupandsays,"IwasdoingfineuntilyouandthePopecameoutonthebalconyandthemannexttomesaid,"Who'sthatonthebalconywithBubba?"4Thisblackwomanwasvastlyoverweight,andImeanMASSIVEandshewenttoseethedoctoraboutherweight. Shesaid
