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1、ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn’t.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn’t.B:Doesheevercomehomelate?A:No,hedoesn’t.B:Iguessyoureallydohavetheperfectson.Howoldishe?A:HewillbesixmonthsoldnextWednesday.-----------------------------------------------------
2、---------------------------Girl:Youwouldbeagooddancerexceptfortwothings.Boy:Whatarethetwothings?Girl:Yourfeet.SubmittedbyBobWaldman--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Afamilyofmiceweresurprisedbyabigcat.FatherMousejumpedandandsaid,"B
3、ow-wow!"Thecatranaway."Whatwasthat,Father?"askedBabyMouse."Well,son,that’swhyit’simportanttolearnasecondlanguage."SubmittedbyBHLEE--------------------------------------------------------------------------------MyfriendsaidheknewamanwithawoodenlegnamedSmith.SoIaskedhim"Whatwast
4、henameofhisotherleg?"(Trythisonewithyourstudentsthenexttimeyouareteachingalessonthatincludesthistypeofgrammer.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thedoctortothepatient:’Youareverysick’Thepatienttothedoctor:’CanIgetasecondopinion?’Th
5、edoctoragain:’Yes,youareveryuglytoo...’Iusethisjokeforretellinginreportedspeech.Submittedby:AdrianaLuchetti--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Amangoestothedoctorandsays,"Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts."Thedoctorasks,"Whatdoyoumean?"T
6、hemansays,"WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreallyhurts.IfItouchmyknee-OUCH!WhenItouchmyforehead,itreally,reallyhurts."Thedoctorsays,"Iknowwhat’swrongwithyou-you’vebrokenyourfinger!"SubmittedbySeanMcLoughlin--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
7、Patient:Doctor,IhaveapaininmyeyewheneverIdrinktea.Doctor:Takethespoonoutofthemugbeforeyoudrink.Submittedby:IrenePellegrini--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Patient:Doctor!You’vegottohelpme!Nobodyeverlistenstome.Nooneeverpaysanyatte
8、ntiontowhatIhavetosay.Doctor:Nextplease!SubmittedbyMarcoMoral
