老友记剧本The One With Ross

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1、TheOneWithRoss'sInappropriateSong-----------------------------------------------------Writtenby:RobertCarlockTranscribedby:CoffeeMugDEDICATEDTOTHEGREATWORKOF...EricAasen-----------------------------------------------------[Scene:RossandRachel'sapartment.RossisplayingwithEmmaonthecoucha

2、fterjustchangingherdiaper.]Ross:Andthat'swhy,nomatterwhatmommysays,wereallywereonabreak.(babytalk)Yeswewere!Yeswewere!(picksEmmaup)Comeheregorgeous.(putsheronhiskneesandtalkstoher)Oh!Lookatyou!Youarethecutestlittlebabyever!You'rejusta...alittlebittybaby,youknowthat?Butyou'vegot...(inas

3、oftervoice)You'vegotbigbeautifuleyes...Yesyoudo...anda...andabigroundbelly.(emphasisestheB's)Bigbabybutt!Ilikebigbutts.(raps)IlikebigbuttsandIcannotlie/youotherbrotherscan'tdeny/whenagirlwalksinwithanitty,bitty,waist/andaroundthinginyourfaceyouget...(Emmalaughs)OhmyGod,Emma...you'relau

4、ghing!OhmyGod,you'veneverdonethatbefore,haveyou?Youneverdonethatbefore...Daddymadeyoulaugh,huh?Well,daddyandSirMixAlot...What?What?You...youwannahearsomemore?Uhm...(raps)Myanacondadon'twantnone/unlessyougotbunshon...(EmmalaughsagainandRosslooksworried)I'materriblefather!OPENINGCREDITS[

5、Scene:CentralPerk.JoeysitsatatableandChandlerandMonicaenter.]Chandler:Hi!Joey:Hey...heylisten...Whatdoyouguysknowaboutinvestments?Chandler:Howcome?Joey:Well,I'mstartingtomakegoodmoneyontheshowandI'mthinking...Ishouldprobablydosomethingwithit.Monica:Whatdoyoudowithyourmoneynow?Joey:Well

6、,Ijusttapeittothebackofmytoilettank.(realisesthatanyonecouldhaveoverheardthat)Ididn'tsaythat!It'sinabankguardedbyrobots!Chandler:Doyouhaveanyideas?Joey:Uh,yeah...Thisguyatworkgotmeexcitedaboutgoinginonanemufarm.That'dbekindacoolhuh?Pitchin'inontheweekends,helpingtoplanttheemus...Monica

7、:Joe...Emusarebirds.Youraisethemformeat.Joey:(laughs)Yeah!Right!(pointsatMonica)Peopleeatbirds...Birdmeat...Nowdotheyjustflyintoyourmouthoryougoto...yougotoarestaurantandyousay:"Excuseme,I'llhaveabucketoffriedbird."(laughsagain)Or...ormaybejustawingor...(realises...)Monica:Joey,Ithin