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1、目录第1集2第2集18第3集33第1集There'snothingtotell.It'sjustsomeguyIworkwith.没什么好八卦的他只是我的一个同事Comeon.You'regoingoutwithaguy.拜托你都和他约会了There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim.这大哥一定是有什么毛病Sodoeshehaveahumpandahairpiece?他是驼背吗戴假发吗Wait.Doesheeatchalk?慢着他吃粉笔吗JustIdon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl.我不想莫妮卡
2、重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.你们都阳光点好吗这根本不是约会It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerandnothavingsex.我们只是一起吃个饭没上床Soundslikeadatetome.听着像是我的约会I'mbackinhighschool,inthemiddleofthecafeteria...我梦到我回到了高中站在一个咖啡店的中间...andIrealizeI'mtotallynaked.然后我突然意识到我赤身裸体的站在那儿-Oh,yeah.-I'vehadthatdream
3、.-我也梦到过-我也是ThenIlookdownandIrealizethereisaphone...然后我低头一看看到一个电话......there.在那儿-Insteadof...-That'sright!-你确定不是...-我确定Thatone,I'veneverhad.这我可没梦到过Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.突然电话响了起来Anditturnsoutit'smymother.而打电话的居然是我妈妈Whichisvery,veryweirdbecause...这真是太奇怪了因为......shenevercallsme.她从来没给我
4、打过电话Hi.大家好Thisguysays"hello,"Iwannakillmyself.听完他打招呼我都想自残了Areyouokay,sweetie?你还好吧老哥Ifeellikesomeonegrabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouth...我现在感觉像是有人想把我的肠子从嘴里拽出来......andtieditaroundmyneck.-Cookie?-然后用肠子勒死我-要饼干不Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.卡罗今天把东西搬出去了Oh.这样啊-Letmegetyousomecoffee.-Thanks.-
5、我给你拿杯咖啡吧-谢了No.No,don't!Stopcleansingmyaura.停停别净化我的灵气了Justleavemyauraalone,okay?别管我的灵气了好吗I'llbefine.Allright?Really.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.我会尽快走出来只要她能幸福就好-No,youdon't.-No,Idon't.-不是吧-必须不是啊Tohellwithher.Sheleftme!去她的吧居然把我给甩了Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian.你一直不知道卡罗是女同性恋吗No!Okay?不知道有问题吗Whydoesevery
6、onekeepfixatingonthat?你们咋都揪住这个不放了Shedidn'tknow.HowshouldIknow?她自己都不知道我上哪儿知道去啊SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.有时候我也挺想当个女同性恋的DidIsaythatoutloud?有这么大声音吗Allright,Ross.Look...被这样罗斯...you'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.我知道你现在很受伤...You'reangry.You'rehurting.怒火中烧心如刀绞CanItellyouwhattheansweris?知道你现在最需要什么吗Stri
7、pjoints!脱衣俱乐部Comeon,you'resingle.Havesomehormones.拜托你现在单身了荷尔蒙一定爆棚了吧See,butIdon'twanttobesingle,okay?我不想单身好吗Ijustwannabemarriedagain.我现在只想...再找个老婆AndIjustwantamilliondollars!我只想要100万美刀就行了Rachel?瑞秋吗Oh,God,Monica!Hi!ThankGod!啊莫妮卡总算找到你了Iwenttoyou
