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1、TheOneWiththeEvilOrthodontistWrittenby:DotyAbramsTranscribedby:guineapig[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneisthere.]Chandler:Ican'tbelieveyouwouldactuallysaythat.IwouldmuchratherbeMr.PeanutthanMr.Salty.Joey:Noway!Mr.Saltyisasailor,allright,he'sgottobe,like,thetoughestsnackthereis.Ross:Idon'tknow,
2、youdon'twannamesswithcornnuts.They'recraaazy.Monica:(lookingoutofthewindow)OhmyGod.Youguys!Yougottacomeseethis!There'ssomecreepouttherewithatelescope!Ross:Ican'tbelieveit!He'slookingrightatus!Rachel:Oh,thatissosick.Chandler:Ifeelviolated.Andnotinagoodway.Phoebe:Howcanpeopledothat?...(AllbutPhoe
3、bewalkawayfromthewindowindisgust.)Oh,youguys,look!UglyNakedGuygotgravityboots!OpeningCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,everyonebutRachelisthere.]Chandler:Iamtellingyou,yearsfromnow,schoolchildrenwillstudyitasoneofthegreatestfirstdatesofalltime.Itwasunbelievable!Wecouldtotallybeourselves,wedidn'thavetop
4、layanygames...Monica:Sohaveyoucalledheryet?Chandler:LetherknowIlikeher?Whatareyou,insane?(Thegirlsmakedisgustednoises.)It'sthenextday!HowneedydoIwanttoseem?(Totheguys)I'mright,right?JoeyandRoss:Oh,yeah.Yeah.Letherdangle.Monica:Ican'tbelievemyparentsareactuallypressuringmetofindoneofyoupeople.Ph
5、oebe:Oh,God,justdoit!(Grabbingthephone.)Callher!Stopbeingsotestosteroney!Chandler:Which,bytheway,istherealSanFranciscotreat.(Callsher,thenhurriedlyhangsup.)Igothermachine.Joey:Heranswermachine?Chandler:No,interestinglyenoughherleafblowerpickedup.Phoebe:So,uh,whydidn'tyousayanything?Chandler:Oh,
6、no-no-no-no.LasttimeIleftaspontaneousmessageIendedupusingthephrase"Yesindeedy-o."Monica:Looklook!It'sRachelandBarry.No,don'teverybodylookatonce!Ross:Okay,okay,what'sgoingon?Phoebe:Okay,they'rejusttalking...Ross:Yeah,well,doeshelookupset?Doeshelooklikehewasjusttoldtoshoveanything?Phoebe:No,noact
7、ually,he'ssmiling..and...OhmyGod,don'tdothat!!Ross:What?What?What?!Phoebe:Thatmanacrossthestreetjustkickedthatpigeon!(Rachelenters.)Oh!Chandler:(bluffing)Andbasically,that'showabillbecomesalaw.All:Oh!...Right!Chandler:HeyRach!Moni
