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1、日志返回日志列表[转]听听老美的一些电话留言，你想不到的幽默2011-12-3110:14阅读(1)转载自爱德华·赞赞赞赞·转载(114)·分享·评论·复制地址·举报·更多上一篇
2、下一篇：好！棒！以下几则特别的Answer体现了美国人的幽默，你能体会出其幽默所在吗？1)MywifeandIcan'tcometothephonerightnow,butifyou'llleaveyournameandnumber,we'llgetbacktoyouassoonaswe'refinished.2)Hi.ThisisJohn.
3、Ifyouarethephonecompany,Ialreadysentthemoney.Ifyouaremyparents,pleasesendmoney.Ifyouaremyfinancialaidinstitution,youdidn'tlendmeenoughmoney.Ifyouaremyfriends,youowememoney.Ifyouareafemale,don'tworry,Ihaveplentyofmoney.3)Hi,I'mnothomerightnowbutmyansweringmachinei
4、s,soyoucantalktoitinstead.Waitforthebeep（beep：主人的Answer讲完以后，AnswerMachine会发出一声beep,这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。）.4)Hi!John'sansweringmachineisbroken.Thisishisrefrigerator.Pleasespeakveryslowly,andI'llstickyourmessagetomyselfwithoneofthesemagnets（磁铁）.注：通常情况下，来电话者面对录音讲话都不太自然，所
5、以语言往往很急促，三句两句话就完了。这可苦坏了接听留言的主人，听多少遍都听不清留言者到底是谁，讲了些什么。对于母语非英文的人，这种感觉会更深。所以，以下这两段幽默干脆就首先告诉电话拨入者，我的AnswerMachine不好使，你且慢慢来。5)Hello,thisisSally'smicrowave.Heransweringmachinejusteloped（私奔）withhertapedeck（磁带驱动器）,soI'mstuckwithtakinghercalls.Say,ifyouwantanythingcookedw
6、hileyouleaveyourmessage,justholdituptothephone.6)Hello,youaretalkingtoamachine.Iamcapableofreceivingmessages.Myownersdonotneedsiding（墙板，壁板）,windows,orahottub（浴盆）,andtheircarpetsareclean.Theygivetocharity（慈善团体）throughtheirofficeanddonotneedtheirpicturetaken.Ifyou'
7、restillwithme,leaveyournameandnumberandtheywillgetbacktoyou.7)Hi.Iamprobablyhome.I'mjustavoidingsomeoneIdon'tlike.Leavemeamessage,andifIdon'tcallback,it'syou.8)Thisisnotanansweringmachine--thisisatelepathic（心灵感应术）thought-recordingdevice.Afterthetone,thinkaboutyou
8、rname,yourreasonforcallingandanumberwhereIcanreachyou,andI'llthinkaboutreturningyourcall.注：tone：与对第3）句beep的注释含义完全一样，主人的Answer讲完以后，AnswerMachine会发出一声beep,这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。9)Hi,thisisGeorge.I'msorryIcan'tanswerthephonerightnow.Leaveamessage,andthenwaitbyyourphoneunt
9、ilIcallyouback.10)Ifyouareaburglar(夜贼),thenwe'reprobablyathomecleaningourweaponsrightnowandcan'tcometothephone.Otherwise,weprobablyaren'thomeandit'ssafetoleave
