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1、英语幽默小故事TheBearandtheTwoTravelersTWOmanweretravelingtogether,whenaBearsuddenlymetthemontheirpath.Oneofthemclimbedupquicklyintoatreeandconcealedhimselfinthebranches.Theother,seeingthathemustbeattacked,fellflatontheground,andwhentheBearcameupandfelthimwithhissnout,andsmelthimallover,heheldhisbreath,and
2、feignedtheappearanceofdeathasmuchashecould.TheBearsoonlefthim,foritissaidhewillnottouchadeadbody.Whenhewasquitegone,theotherTravelerdescendedfromthetree,andjocularlyinquiredofhisfriendwhatitwastheBearhadwhisperedinhisear."Hegavemethisadvice,"hiscompanionreplied."Nevertravelwithafriendwhodesertsyouat
3、theapproachofdanger."Anantwenttothebankofarivertoquenchitsthirst,andbeingcarriedawaybytherushofthestream,wasonthepointofdrowning.ADovesittingonatreeoverhangingthewaterpluckedaleafandletitfallintothestreamclosetoher.TheAntclimbedontoitandfloatedinsafetytothebank.Shortlyafterwardsabirdcatchercameandst
4、oodunderthetree,andlaidhislime-twigsfortheDove,whichsatinthebranches.TheAnt,perceivinghisdesign,stunghiminthefoot.Inpainthebirdcatcherthrewdownthetwigs,andthenoisemadetheDovetakewing.OnegoodturndeservesanotherLoveYourLife热爱生活HenryDavidThoreau/享利.大卫.梭罗Howevermeanyourlifeis,meetitandliveit;donotshunit
5、andcallithardnames.Itisnotsobadasyouare.Itlookspoorestwhenyouarerichest.Thefault-finderwillfindfaultsinparadise.Loveyourlife,poorasitis.Youmayperhapshavesomepleasant,thrilling,glorioushourss,eveninapoor-house.Thesettingsunisreflectedfromthewindowsofthealms-houseasbrightlyasfromtherichman’sabode;thes
6、nowmeltsbeforeitsdoorasearlyinthespring.Idonotseebutaquietmindmayliveascontentedlythere,andhaveascheeringthoughts,asinapalace.Thetown’spoorseemtomeoftentolivethemostindependentlivesofany.Maybetheyaresimplygreatenoughtoreceivewithoutmisgiving.Mostthinkthattheyareabovebeingsupportedbythetown;butitofte
7、nhappensthattheyarenotabovesupportingthemselvesbydishonestmeans.whichshouldbemoredisreputable.Cultivatepovertylikeagardenherb,likesage.Donottroubleyourselfmuchtogetnewthings,whetherclothesorfriends,Tu
