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1、英语幽默小故事10篇MidwayTactics Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue. Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,"GiganticSale!"and"SuperBargains!" Thestoreontheleftraisedbiggersignsproclaiming,"PricesSlashed!"and"Fan
2、tasticDiscounts!" Theownerinthemiddlethenpreparedalargesignthatsimplystated,"ENTRANCE".中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。VeryPleasedtoMeetYou DuringWorl
3、dWarII,alotofyoungwomeninBritainwereinthearmy.JoanPhillipswasoneofthem.Sheworkedinabigcamp,andofcoursemetalotofmen,officersandsoldiers.13 OneeveningshemetCaptainHumphreysatadance.Hesaidtoher,"I‘mgoingabroadtomorrow,butI‘dbeveryhappyifwecouldwritetoeachother.
4、"Joanagreed,andtheywroteforseveralmonths. Thenhislettersstopped,butshereceivedonefromanotherofficer,tellingherthathehadbeenwoundedandwasinacertainarmyhospitalinEngland. Joanwentthereandsaidtothematron,"I‘vecometovisitCaptainHumphreys." "Onlyrelativesareall
5、owedtovisitpatientshere,"thematronsaid. "Oh,that‘sallright,"answeredJoan."I‘mhissister." "I‘mverypleasedtomeetyou,"thematronsaid,"I‘mhismother!" 在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。 一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写
6、信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。 后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。 琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。” “这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。 “噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。” “很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”TwoSoldiers13 Twosoldierswereincamp.Thefirstone‘snamewasGeorge,andthesecondone‘snamewas
7、Bill.Georgesaid,"haveyougotapieceofpaperandanenvelope,Bill?" Billsaid,"Yes,Ihave,"andhegavethemtohim. ThenGeorgesaid,"NowIhaven‘tgotapen."Billgavehimhis,andGeorgewrotehisletter.Thenheputitintheenvelopeandsaid,"haveyougotastamp,Bill?"Billgavehimone. ThenBil
8、lgotupandwenttothedoor,soGeorgesaidtohim,"Areyougoingout?" BillSaid,"Yes,Iam,"andheopenedthedoor. Georgesaid,"Pleaseputmyletterintheboxintheoffice,and..."Hestopped. "Whatdoyouwantnow?"
