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1、TradeSecretsofaTradePrince-GavinJurgens-FyhrieBLIZZARDENTERTAINMENTGallywix:TradeSecretsofaTradePrinceGavinJurgens-Fyhrie1TradeSecretsofaTradePrince-GavinJurgens-FyhrieIntroductionbytheAuthorHey,pal.TradePrinceGallywixhere.You'reholdingthisbookinyourhandsbecauseyouwannabelikeme.W
2、howouldn't?Thereain'tagoblinalivemorepowerfulanddangerousthanme.Icangiveyoueverythingyouneedtosucceed.Butfirst,afriendlylegallybindingwarningjustforyou.Ifyou'rereadingthisandhaven'tboughtthebookyet,that'sstealing.Youthinkthatbrowsingisavictimlesscrime?Youthinkit'syourrightasacust
3、omer?You'dbedeadwrong,deadbeat!It'sfreeloaderslikeyouwhodrovedownmyprofitmarginlastyearandkeptmefromaddinganediblefurniturewingontomymansion.Now,insteadofthechocolatecoucheswithfunnelcakepillowsIdeserve,Ihavefurnituremadeofsilk.Haveyouevertriedtoeatsilk?Youevenknowwherethatstuffc
4、omesfrom?Aworm'scakehole,that'swhere!Youneedtofixthis.Buymybook,ormyexplodingassassinswillhuntyoudownlikethethievingbilgeratyouare.What,youdoubtme?Havewemet?Youdon'tbecometradeprincebymakingemptythreats.Thespotain'thereditarylikethatcushykingjobthosepink-skinnedhumansget.IfItoldy
5、outhirty-twospieswerewatchingyoulickyourlipsnervouslyrightnow,you'dbetterbelieveit,pal.Don'tbotherlookingaround.Youwon'tseethem.Stopwastingmytimeandriskingyourlife.Twentythousandgoldisacheappricetopayformylifestory.Andifyoureadpastthissentencewithoutbuyingthebook,I'lldevoteeveryi
6、nchofmyempiretodestroyingyou.Doyouunderstandme?Good.Now,paythedamnsalesman.2TradeSecretsofaTradePrince-GavinJurgens-FyhrieDone?Yousure?Great.Well,thanksforbuyingmybook,sucker.Youwannabeatradeprince?Iwantanarmyoffelreaverswithmyfacepaintedovertheirfists,butnegotiationswiththeBurni
7、ngLegionfellthrough,soIguessneitheroneofusisgonnagetwhatwewant.Whycan'tyoubeatradeprince?Becausealltheslotsarefilledbygoblinsbetterthanyou,that'swhy.Youain'treadyyet,butdon'tworry.Youcametotherightgoblinforhelp.Youmayhaveheardafewrumorsaboutme."Gallywixbecametradeprincebyblowingu
8、p,sellingout,orjustsellingeveryoneheknew
