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1、梁祝歪传人物:梁山伯 祝英台 马文才 英母英父第一场景:祝英台依依不舍梁山伯挥泪惜别背景音乐上海滩梁山伯上场梁:WhereismyYingtai此时,背景音乐少女时代的Gee祝英台上场彰显笑点英台请注意表演梁: Yingtai,IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.祝: Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry. BoBo,Ionlyloveyouinthisworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.
2、梁:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.祝: I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo,thistimeIreallyshouldbegoing.依依不舍背景音乐响起不见不散两人分别逐步后退第二场景:英母喜爱马文才英父痛批贪婪心英母:darlingdarling。。。。(拉住英父)英父:怒气转身NomatterwhatyouSay,itisuseless.Thechild'sweddingcouldnotbesohasty(仓促的).英母:butd
3、earling,Mawencaiwassocoolandsorich,Thereisnodoubtthatthisismatched(相匹配的)formarriage.And……..被英父打断英父:Itoldyoumanytimes,wecouldnotdecideyingtai”swedding.英母:darling….TheFurthestDistanceinTheWorldIsnotbetweenlifeanddeath.ButwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoudonotknownheisso
4、handsome.ThefurthestdistanceintheworldIsnotbetweenpoorandrich,butwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoucannotseehislovetoyingtai.英父:Oh,honey,youaresokonwledegable,哼哼,givemeakiss,givemeakiss.英母:嘘……..look,toomanypeople…作害羞状英父:easy…拿雨伞挡住然后Kissing第三场景:马文才志疏学浅舍重金英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女(马文才上
5、,拿折扇)马:Iloveyingtaisomuch.IhopeIcanmakeit.马:aunt……注意回音效果英母:文才……注意回音效果马:哎……英母:oh,Thatwasyou,comein,sitdownplease!马:aunt,Iloveyingtaisomuch,youknow.herearemygifts,100bottlesof国窖1573.笑点广告英母:喝了1573,腿也不疼了,腰也不酸了,一口气能上三楼了,一瓶顶过去五瓶马:他好,我也好(整个广告过程面向观众,突出效果)马:threeBenzandabi
6、ghouseintheseasideandsoon.Ihopeyouwilllikethem!母:thereisnodoubtthatyingtaimustbeyours,youaresohandsome.父:NOway!大怒指着马马:that’swhy?英父:Iwillaskyousomequestions,listen….马:OK英父:Doyouknowwhois张国荣,whois张曼玉,马:Idon’tknow.英父:doyouknowwhois科比布莱恩特,whois姚明,马:Idon’tknow.英父:Doyou
7、know黄岩岛and钓鱼岛belongtoChina马:Idon’tknow.英父:Doyouseeyourself?youlooklikeapigwhoknownothing?(转向英母)YouaskmetoTakeyingtaitomarryhimhowIcantrusthim?英母:Ihavenowords.马:butaunthaveacceptedmy3milliondollarsandgifts.父:money?Youthinkmoneycanbuyeverything?Trueloveispriceless!O
8、nly3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….(逐渐反应过味来)OKOKYougiveme3milliondollarandyingtaibelongstoyou把女儿拉过来,推给马文才(注意背景音乐陶喆今天你要嫁给我)马:Oh,娘