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1、梁祝歪传人物：梁山伯 祝英台 马文才 英母英父第一场景：祝英台依依不舍梁山伯挥泪惜别背景音乐上海滩梁山伯上场梁：WhereismyYingtai此时，背景音乐少女时代的Gee祝英台上场彰显笑点英台请注意表演梁: Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.祝: Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry. BoBo,Ionlyloveyouinthisworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.
2、梁:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.祝: I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo,thistimeIreallyshouldbegoing.依依不舍背景音乐响起不见不散两人分别逐步后退第二场景：英母喜爱马文才英父痛批贪婪心英母：darlingdarling。。。。（拉住英父）英父：怒气转身NomatterwhatyouSay,itisuseless.Thechild'sweddingcouldnotbesohasty（仓促的）.英母：butd
3、earling,Mawencaiwassocoolandsorich,Thereisnodoubtthatthisismatched(相匹配的)formarriage.And……..被英父打断英父：Itoldyoumanytimes,wecouldnotdecideyingtai”swedding.英母：darling….TheFurthestDistanceinTheWorldIsnotbetweenlifeanddeath.ButwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoudonotknownheisso
4、handsome.ThefurthestdistanceintheworldIsnotbetweenpoorandrich,butwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoucannotseehislovetoyingtai.英父：Oh,honey,youaresokonwledegable,哼哼，givemeakiss，givemeakiss.英母：嘘……..look,toomanypeople…作害羞状英父：easy…拿雨伞挡住然后Kissing第三场景：马文才志疏学浅舍重金英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女（马文才上
5、，拿折扇）马：Iloveyingtaisomuch.IhopeIcanmakeit.马：aunt……注意回音效果英母：文才……注意回音效果马：哎……英母：oh，Thatwasyou，comein，sitdownplease!马：aunt,Iloveyingtaisomuch，youknow.herearemygifts，100bottlesof国窖1573.笑点广告英母：喝了1573，腿也不疼了，腰也不酸了，一口气能上三楼了，一瓶顶过去五瓶马:他好，我也好（整个广告过程面向观众，突出效果）马：threeBenzandabi
6、ghouseintheseasideandsoon.Ihopeyouwilllikethem!母：thereisnodoubtthatyingtaimustbeyours,youaresohandsome.父：NOway!大怒指着马马：that’swhy?英父：Iwillaskyousomequestions,listen….马：OK英父：Doyouknowwhois张国荣,whois张曼玉,马：Idon’tknow.英父：doyouknowwhois科比布莱恩特,whois姚明,马：Idon’tknow.英父：Doyou
7、know黄岩岛and钓鱼岛belongtoChina马：Idon’tknow.英父：Doyouseeyourself?youlooklikeapigwhoknownothing?（转向英母）YouaskmetoTakeyingtaitomarryhimhowIcantrusthim?英母：Ihavenowords.马：butaunthaveacceptedmy3milliondollarsandgifts.父：money？Youthinkmoneycanbuyeverything?Trueloveispriceless！O
8、nly3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….（逐渐反应过味来）OKOKYougiveme3milliondollarandyingtaibelongstoyou把女儿拉过来，推给马文才（注意背景音乐陶喆今天你要嫁给我）马：Oh,娘
