四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)_20171219205417

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1、及时雨资料文档库淘宝店https://doc88.taobao.com四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯      Z:祝英台      M:马文才    旁：旁白旁：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“Ihaveadream”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“thisisBBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁

2、山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。L:  Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.！Z:  Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.  ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.L:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.Z:  I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打

3、来越洋电话。L:Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?Z:Listen,LiangShanbo.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.L:What?Pardon?Z:BecauseI’llgetQQ583259199及时雨资料文档库淘宝店https://doc88.taobao.commarried.L:Marrie

4、d?towho?Z:To英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的MaWencai..Heissohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.L:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahahaha旁：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤

5、害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。　Isaytoyoutoday,myfriends,soeventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.Ihaveadreamthatonedaythisnationwillriseupandlivesou

6、tthetruemeaningofitscreed:　Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?Who

7、amI?I’mLiangShanbo.I’mheretokillyou.Z:Liang….shanbo.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.HewillkillQQ583259199及时雨资料文档库淘宝店https://doc88.taobao.comme.M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!M:电话来了。Hello,I’minwuhan.OkokI’llcomerightnowZ:Pleasedon’tgo.Juststay,please.He’llkillme.M:Iknow!ButifIstay,he’ll

8、killmebytheway..Z:Youtoldmeyouwer