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1、《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁：英母英父(1)《takemetoyourheart》旁白：Atairport,ZhuYingtaiisgoingtostudyEnglishinAmerica,LiangShanboseesheroff.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai,IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.！祝: Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry. ShanboIonlyloveyouinthisworld.I’llmarry
2、youassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.梁:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.祝: I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo旁：WhenZhuYingtaistudiesinAmerica,herparentsareplanningtomarryhertoMaWencaiButnowLiangShanbodoesn'tknowanything……..英母：Darling,darling。。。。（拉住英
3、父）英父：(怒气转身)Nomatterwhatyousay.Thekid'sweddingcouldnotbesohasty.英母：Butdarling,MrsMawassocoolandwassorich.And……..被英父打断英父：Itoldyoumanytimes,nowisanewtimeofreformandopening-up.WecouldnotdecideYingtai’swedding.英母：Darling….TheFurthestDistanceinTheWorldIsnotbetweenlifeand
4、death.ButwhenIstandinfrontofyou,Yetyoudonotknownthatheissohandsome.ThefurthestdistanceintheworldIsnotwhenIstandinfrontofyou,yetyoucannotseehislovetoYingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起马：IloveYingtaisomuch.Itdoesn'tmatterifyouseemeornot, I'mstanding righttherewithnoemotion. Itdo
5、esn'tmatterifyoulovemeornot ,loveisrightthereanditisnotgoingtochange. Letmeembraceyou orletmeliveinyourhearttoeternity,silence love ,calmnessjoy. 英母：oh。Thatwasyou.Comein.Sitdownplease!马：Uncle,herearemypresents，50bottles
6、ofmaotai,threeBenzandabighouseintheseasideandsoon.Ihopeyouwilllikethem!Ifyoupromisethewedding,Iwillfeelveryhappy.母：ThereisnodoubtthatYingtaimustbeyours,youaresohandsome.父：(大怒指着马）Noway!马：Why?英父:Sinceyouaskedsincerely,letmetellyougenerously.Doyouknowwhois张国荣,whois张曼玉
7、?马：Idon’tknow.英父：DoyouknowwhoisCristianoRonaldo,whoisYaoMing,whoisTomCruise?马：Idon’tknow.英父：DoyoustillknowwhoIamandwhoyouarenow.马：Idon’tknow.英父：Doyouseeyourself?youlooklikeapigwhoknowsnothing?（转向英母）YouaskmetomarryYingtaitohim,howIcantrust?英母：Ihavenowords.马：Butaunth
8、asacceptedmy3milliondollarandpresents.父：Money？Youthinkmoneycanbuyeverything?Trueloveispriceless！Only3milliondollar….only3milliondollar….only3mill
