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1、英语幽默小故事10篇MidwayTactics Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue. Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,"GiganticSale!"and"SuperBargains!" Thestoreontheleftraisedbiggersignsproclaiming,"PricesSlashed!"and"F
2、antasticDiscounts!" Theownerinthemiddlethenpreparedalargesignthatsimplystated,"ENTRANCE".中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。VeryPleasedtoMeetYou During
3、WorldWarII,alotofyoungwomeninBritainwereinthearmy.JoanPhillipswasoneofthem.Sheworkedinabigcamp,andofcoursemetalotofmen,officersandsoldiers.13 OneeveningshemetCaptainHumphreysatadance.Hesaidtoher,"I‘mgoingabroadtomorrow,butI‘dbeveryhappyifwecouldwritetoeach
4、other."Joanagreed,andtheywroteforseveralmonths. Thenhislettersstopped,butshereceivedonefromanotherofficer,tellingherthathehadbeenwoundedandwasinacertainarmyhospitalinEngland. Joanwentthereandsaidtothematron,"I‘vecometovisitCaptainHumphreys." "Onlyrelativ
5、esareallowedtovisitpatientshere,"thematronsaid. "Oh,that‘sallright,"answeredJoan."I‘mhissister." "I‘mverypleasedtomeetyou,"thematronsaid,"I‘mhismother!" 在第二次世界大战中,有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作,当然遇到了许多男士,包括军官和士兵。 一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说,“我明天就要出国,
6、但如果我们能够相互写信,我会很高兴。”琼同意了,于是他们几个月里一直通着信。 后来,他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信,告诉她,他受伤了,住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。 琼到了医院,她对护士长说,“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。” “这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。 “噢,是的,”琼说,“我是他的妹妹。” “很高兴认识你,”护士长说,“我是他的母亲。”TwoSoldiers13 Twosoldierswereincamp.Thefirstone‘snamewasGeorge,andthesecond
7、one‘snamewasBill.Georgesaid,"haveyougotapieceofpaperandanenvelope,Bill?" Billsaid,"Yes,Ihave,"andhegavethemtohim. ThenGeorgesaid,"NowIhaven‘tgotapen."Billgavehimhis,andGeorgewrotehisletter.Thenheputitintheenvelopeandsaid,"haveyougotastamp,Bill?"Billgavehi
8、mone. ThenBillgotupandwenttothedoor,soGeorgesaidtohim,"Areyougoingout?" BillSaid,"Yes,Iam,"andheopenedthedoor. Georgesaid,"Pleaseputmyletterintheboxintheoffice,and..."Hestopped. "Whatdoyouwantnow?"