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1、幽默故事中英文对照幽默故事中英文对照NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolderwomanstepintoasmallroom.Thedoorsclosed,lightsflashed,andafterawhilethedoorslidopenandabeautifulyoungmodelsteppedofftheelevator.Blinkinginamazement,thehillbillydrawled,"Isho
2、uldhavebroughtmywife!"新发现一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说:“我应该把我的老婆带来!”PrepareYourselfAstoryaroundcampushasitthatastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslat
3、erhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."己做好准备校园里流传着这样的故事:一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报,上面写着:“妈妈-我所有功课都不及格,被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”两天以后,他收到了回电:“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”Part-timeJobWhenmysonwasahign-schoolsophomore,hegotapart-timejobsackinggroceriesatasupermarket.Hecamehomeallsmiles."Howwasyourfirstday?"Iaske
4、d."Itwasgreat,Dad,"hereplied."Igottotalktosomegood-lookinggirls."SinceStephenisnotverytalkative,Iasked,"Whatdidyousaytothem?""Doyoupreferpaperorplastic?"业余工作我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。“第一天感觉如何?”我问。
5、“好极了,爸爸。”他答道,“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。”由于斯蒂芬不善言谈,我问道:“你跟他们说了些什么?”“你是喜欢纸包装还是塑料包装?Di
6、fference"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduatesrespond,'Goodafternoon."Butthegraduatestudentsjustwriteitdown."区别“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来,”在洛杉
7、矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’,本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”keepthechangeOneswelteringday,Iwasscoopingicecreamintoconesandtoldmyfourchildrentheycould"buy"aconefrommeforahug.Almostimmediately,thekidslineduptomaketheirpurchases.Thethreeyoungesteachgavemeaquickhug,grabbedtheirconesand
8、racedbackoutside.Butwhenmyteen-agesonattheendofthelinefinallygothisturnto"buy"hisicecream,hegavemetwohugs."Keepthechanges,"hesaidwithasmile.不用找了有一天天气闷热,我将冰淇淋舀进锥筒,告诉我的四个小孩,他们可以从我这里用拥抱“购买”一筒。于是,孩子们马上排起了队来购买。较小的三个孩子每人很快的抱了我一下,抓过冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。最后轮到排在队尾十年的大儿子来“买”冰淇淋时,