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1、《孔雀东南飞》英语剧本，搞笑版的孔雀东南飞故事。 wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿johnny刘兰芝lunch 焦母johnny’smother刘母lunch’smother 太守之子mayor’sson强盗burglars prologue本文转自：小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影 j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’masstrongasatiger,whilemy wifeiswusong. i’mnotafraidofyou! then,i’mafraidofwhom? , !having
2、awifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! mygod!whocanhelpme? act1 jm:ican! lunch!lunch!whereareyou? l:i’mhere!what’supmum? jm:i’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. l:,what’sup? jm:,sobrusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:neverinterruptme
3、! l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong, and…… jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! l:oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?goandaskyour ’mleaving! act2 l:mum,i’mback! lm:youareback?why?whathappened? l:iwaskickedoutbymymostb
4、eautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. lm:see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten …… l:but,mum…… lm:neverinterruptme! l:mum,i’?and i’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. lm:nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’:“ifyouda
5、ughter haven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgo andtellhim. l:what?themayor’sson?themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?whatasillythingihavedone! act3本文转自：小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影 j:lunch!lunch!wherearemysocks? heretheyare!er!howsmelly!theyarestilldirty! lunchhasgo
6、ne!ihavetowashthemmyself. oh,i’msohungry!butthere’snobreakfast!thisiswhatlunchalwayswears!imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!now jm:where’smybreakfast?where’slunch?hasn’tshegotupyet? j:mum,can’tyouremember?lunchhasgone! jm:well,totellyouthetruthjohnny, girl,goandtakeherback! j:yes
7、madam! act4 a:heyyou!stopandlistentous! theroadisbuiltbyme! b:andiplantedonetree! c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- ab&c:giveusallyourmoney! j:is1maoenough? a:whatbadluck!thisguyisbroken! b:ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillh
