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1、ThesoutheastofthepeacockfliesHerecomesJohnny...(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemywifeisWuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?MywifeLunchisthemostfamous womaninthe neighborhood.
2、Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)MyGod! Whocanhelpme?(下)NewWordsandPhrases◆tenderadj.温柔的,体贴的◆henpeckedadj.惧内的◆helln.地狱JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch
3、!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere！What’sup，mum? JM:I‘vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyou havebehavedsobadly.Youhave beensorude,sob
4、rusque,solazy……L:But……JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwant
5、agrandson, don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyourson.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)ACT3(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterr
6、ibleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lookatyourself……L:But,mum… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.Ijustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysright,OK?AndI’llmarrywhom-everyouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“I
7、fyourdaughterHaven‘tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgoandtellhim.(下) L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighborhood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone(下)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下)Er!Howsmelly!
8、Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lu
