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2、英语剧本8人版搞笑短剧 二人用版本 Scene1 N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycand
3、iesareverypopular,，Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money…… Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow. First,puttheflouronthetable. Then,water,sugar,flour. Nowpress,press…… Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit! Press,press…… Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!
4、 Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……Nowletmecutitintopieces 加旁白1人属于4人用） 白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本 旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealo
5、us.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.白雪：皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellme,mirror,mirror,comehe
6、re!魔镜：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?皇后：Mirror,mirror,ontheisthefairestoftheall? 魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasismuchmorebeautifulthanyou. 皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly. 四人用版本 Gl
7、obalwarming A．Classbegins,goodafternooneveryone. B．C.D：Goodafternoon,teacher. A.First,Iwillaskyouaquestion:Whatistheseriousproblemnowadays? B.Ithinkit’stheproblemofenvironmentpollution. A.It’srelatedtoourcorrectanswer.Butitisn’tcorrectone. B.Isittheproblemofpopulationincreasing? A.No.
8、C.Oh.Igotit.It’sglobalwarming. A.Right!Globalwarmingisoneoftheseriousproblemsnowadays.Because…… B.Teacher.Ihaveaquestion.Itwasverycoldindeedthiswinter.Ithinkit’sglobalcooling! A.Yougotthewrongconcept.Globalwarmingdoesn’tonlymeanthatt
