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1、搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼king路人上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.Birdsaredancinginthecold.Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.Windiscominginsilence.Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.Y与X相遇．X：oH,Iamsorrytoknocky
2、ou!Y:,Nevermindbaby.X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearth?Couldyoutellmeyourname?Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous——-YeGucheng.Whoareyou?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixue?thebestMartialArts?X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate!Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme
3、!Letmego!X:No,Imustkillyou!Y:Idon’twanttobekilled.Thereareaeighty-year-oldmotherandathree-yearoldsontobelookedafterbyme!X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.Howdoyouknowthat?Y:pleasedrinkit!X喝完牛奶:T
4、hanks,Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?X:Sure,must!Milkismilk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?X:I’msureIwon’t!Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon’tbeatyouthistime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1!X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit（一人路过，
5、x起身跑过去）X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroom?please,tellme.Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼)Y:Whoareyou?H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”.H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestinth
6、eworld!Y:Youareright!H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?Ifyoufollowmyking,hewillgivewhatyouwant.Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking!第二幕：无间道H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese,yegucheng.Y:excuseme,Ih
7、aveaquestion.willyougivemewhatIwantjustifIfollowyou?King:yes,Iwill.Y:That’sgood.CanyougivemeaMM?K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme!Hahaha……Y:ofcourse.美女出场M:hello，帅锅..K:thisisshangguanxueer.ok,nowlet’shavearitual.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmyk
8、ingnomatterwhathappenssuchascoldheadache,poor,rich?Y:Yes,Ido.
