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1、Series4Episode02–TheCruciferousVegetable AmplificationScene:Theapartment.Sheldonhasaseriesofwhiteboardsacrosstheroom.Leonard:Whatchadoin’there?Workingonanewplantocatchtheroadrunner?Sheldon:ThehumorousimplicationbeingthatIamWileE.Coyote?Leonard:Yes.Sheldon:Andthisisaschemati

2、cforabird-trappingdevicethatwillultimatelybackfireandcausemephysicalinjury?Leonard:Yes.Sheldon:WhatI’mdoinghereistryingtodeterminewhenI’mgoingtodie.Leonard:Alotofpeopleareworkingonthatresearch.Sowhatisallthis?Sheldon:Myfamilyhistoryfactoringinlongevity,propensityfordisease,

3、etcetera.Leonard:Interesting.CauseofdeathforUncleCarlwasKBB.What’sKBB?Sheldon:Killedbybadger.Leonard:How’sthat?Sheldon:ItwasThanksgiving.UncleCarlsaid,Ithinkthere’sabadgerlivinginourchimney.Handmethatflashlight.Thosewerethelastwordsheeverspoketous.Leonard:Idon’tthinkyouneed

4、toworryaboutdeathbybadgersbeinghereditary.Sheldon:Nottrue.Thefightorflightinstinctiscodedgenetically.Insteadoffleeing,hechosetofightbarehandedagainstabrawnymemberoftheweaselfamily.Who’stosaythatIdon’tsharethatflawedDNA?Leonard:Youcanalwaysgetabadgerandfindout.Sheldon:Butser

5、iously,evenifIdisregardtheUncleCarlfactor,atbestIhave60yearsleft.Leonard:Thatlong,huh?Sheldon:60onlytakesmetohere.Ineedtogettohere.Leonard:What’sthere?Sheldon:Theearliestestimateofthesingularity,whenmanwillbeabletotransferhisconsciousnessintomachinesandachieveimmortality.Le

6、onard:So,you’reupsetaboutmissingoutonbecomingsomesortoffreakishself-awarerobot?Sheldon:Bythismuch.Leonard:Toughbreak.Youwanteggs?Sheldon:Youdon’tgetit,Leonard.I’mgoingtomisssomuch,theunifiedfieldtheory, coldfusion,thedogapus.Leonard:What’sadogapus?Sheldon:Ahybriddogandoctop

7、us.Man’sunderwaterbestfriend.Leonard:Issomebodyworkingonthat?Sheldon:Iwasgoingto.Iplannedongivingittomyselfonmy300thbirthday.Leonard:Waitaminute.Youhatedogs.Sheldon:Adogapuscanplayfetchwitheightballs.Noonecanhatethat.Creditssequence.Scene:Theapartment.Howard:Whatdoweoweyou?

8、Leonard:Itcameto$28.17.Let’ssaysixbucksapiece.Howard:Hereyougo.Leonard:Thankyou.Pe