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1、.Lesson1Acat’sforeignlanguageratfatcatThemotherratandherbabiesareplayinginthegarden.Afatcatiscomingtocatchthemfordinner.Themotherratandherbabiestrytorunaway.Butthebabyratscan’trunveryfast.Thecatisgettingcloserandcloser.Suddenly,themotherratstopsrunningandturnsaround.Sheshoutsatthecatlikea
2、nangrydog,“woof,woof,woof.”Thecatisafraidandrunsaway.Themotherratturnstoherbabies,andsays,“Youseehowimportantitistolearnaforeignlanguage.”;..Lesson2Itispartofthegame.platewakelateMomiswashingplatesinthekitchen.KateandherbrotherDaveareplayinggamesinthelivingroom.Kateismakingalotofnoise.Mom
3、says,“Kate,whydoyouyellandscreamsomuch?You’regoingtowakeupyourgrandma.PleaseplayquietlylikeDave.See,hedoesn’tmakeasound.”“Ofcourse,hedoesn’t.Mom,it’spartofthegameweareplaying.Heisdaddycominghomelate,andI‘myou.”;..Lesson3ThebestPresent.bestgetwetBenandTedaregoodfriends.Theyalwaysplaytogeth
4、er.Oneday,TedseesawaterguninBen’shand,andheasks,“Whogaveyouthegun?”“Mygrandpa,”Bensays,“andthisisthebestpresentIhaveeverhad.”“why?”Tedasks.“whenIplaywithit,Igeteverythingwet.Somymomgivesmefivedollarsfornotplayingwithit.”Benanswers.;..Lesson4Ihavehisearinmypocket.hisbigkidTimisanaughtyboy.
5、Heoftenfightswithhisclassmatesatschool.Oneday,Timcomeshomewithabloodynose.Hismotherasks,“Tim,whathappened?”“Abigkidbitme.”Timanswers.Hismotherisveryangrytohearthis.“Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?”askshismother.“I‘dknowhimanywhere.”SaysTim.“Ihavehisearinmypocket.”;..Lesson5Mydogdoes
6、n’tbite.whitebiteniceMikewalksintoapetshopandseesalittlewhitedog.Heaskstheshopkeeper,“Doesyourdogbite?”Theshopkeepersays,“No,mydogdoesn’tbite.”“Whatanicedog,”Mikesaystohimself.Thenhebendsdownandtriestotouchthedog.Thedogbiteshim.“Ouch!”hecries,“Yousaidyourdogdidnotbite!”Theshopkeeperreplie
7、s,“Thatisnotmydog.”;..Lesson6Iwasnotlost.dogstophotBobisanoldman.Heoftenwalkshisdoginthestreetafterdinnerandcomesbackhomeatseveno’clock.Oneevening,acarstopsathishouse.ApolicemanhelpsBobgetoutofthecar.ThepolicemansaystoBob‘swife,“Thisoldmangotlostinthestreet.Heaskedm
