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1、1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.” 1.thenightbefore,agirlgetboyfriendengagementring,butnoonenoticedtheclassmate,makeherantics.Yousitandchatintheafternoon,shesuddenlystoodupandshouted:"oh,it'sreallyhotinhere,IthinkI'dbettertakeoffyourring.
2、 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了?” “是啊!”女佣回道. “亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训. “我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳. “我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和. 2,themistresscalledthemaidtoaskher:"areyoupregnant?""Yes!"Themaidanswered.Export"kuiyoustillsay,youarenotmarried,don'tyoufeelshy?"Thehostesstraini
3、ngagain."WhyshouldIbeshy,youdon'tthehostessalsopregnant?""ButIconceiveismyhusband!"Thehostessretortedangrily."Metoo!"Themaidhappytoecho. 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风.一天他酒后驾驶,翻了,一头栽在路旁.警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸. 警察乙：是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了. 警察甲：嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧. 警察乙：好.一、二使劲,转回来了. 警察甲：嗯,没有呼
4、吸了. 3,amanridingamotorcyclelikethedress,istocutontheback,canthewind.Drunkdrivingoneday,heturnedover,aplantedontheroad.Police:policea:agoodseriouscaraccident.Policemanb:yes,hisheadhittheback.Po1:well,stillbreathing,let'shelphimturnhisheadback.Po2:good...One,two,turnback.Policemana:well,notbre
5、athing...4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞.司机吓的牙直打颤.突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 4,turninacurvycountryroad,becauseofteninaca
6、raccident,sooftenhavesomeghoststory,onenight,there'sataxidriversawthesideoftheroadhavealonghairshawls,dressedinawhitewomanwavedtohim,becausethedriverdidn'tseeaghost,soboldstoppedtolethergetonthebus,alongtheway,thedriverdoesn'tbelieveinghosts,theinthemindalsomaomao,sooftenthewomanbehindtherearvi
7、ewmirrortosee,openopen,thedriverfoundthewomansuddenlydisappeared!Thedriverstartled,hurriedlysteppedonabrake!Isawthewomanfaceisblood,grimexpression.Thedriverfrightenofteethchatter.Suddenlythewomanspoke:"wouldyoudrive!Ibowtofastens
