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1、.Lesson1Acat’sforeignlanguageratfatcatThemotherratandherbabiesareplayinginthegarden.Afatcatiscomingtocatchthemfordinner.Themotherratandherbabiestrytorunaway.Butthebabyratscan’trunveryfast.Thecatisgettingcloserandcloser.Suddenly,themotherratstopsrunni
2、ngandturnsaround.Sheshoutsatthecatlikeanangrydog,“woof,woof,woof.”Thecatisafraidandrunsaway.Themotherratturnstoherbabies,andsays,“Youseehowimportantitistolearnaforeignlanguage.”;..Lesson2Itispartofthegame.platewakelateMomiswashingplatesinthekitchen.K
3、ateandherbrotherDaveareplayinggamesinthelivingroom.Kateismakingalotofnoise.Momsays,“Kate,whydoyouyellandscreamsomuch?You’regoingtowakeupyourgrandma.PleaseplayquietlylikeDave.See,hedoesn’tmakeasound”.“Ofcourse,hedoesn’t.Mom,it’spartofthegameweareplayi
4、ng.Heisdaddycominghomelate,andI‘myou.”;..Lesson3ThebestPresent.bestgetwetBenandTedaregoodfriends.Theyalwaysplaytogether.Oneday,TedseesawaterguninBen’shand,andheasks,“Whogaveyouthegun?”“Mygrandpa,”Bensays,“andthisisthebestpresentIhaveeverhad”.“why?”Te
5、dasks.“whenIplaywithit,Igeteverythingwet.Somymomgivesmefivedollarsfornotplayingwithit.”Benanswers.;..Lesson4Ihavehisearinmypocket.hisbigkidTimisanaughtyboy.Heoftenfightswithhisclassmatesatschool.Oneday,Timcomeshomewithabloodynose.Hismotherasks,“Tim,w
6、hathappened?”“Abigkidbitme.”Timanswers.Hismotherisveryangrytohearthis.“Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?”askshismother.“I‘dknowhimanywhere.”SaysTim.“Ihavehisearinmypocket”.;..Lesson5Mydogdoesn’tbite.whitebiteniceMikewalksintoapetshopandseesalittl
7、ewhitedog.Heaskstheshopkeeper,“Doesyourdogbite?”Theshopkeepersays,“No,mydogdoesn’tbite.”“Whatanicedog,”Mikesaystohimself.Thenhebendsdownandtriestotouchthedog.Thedogbiteshim.“Ouch!”hecries,“Yousaidyourdogdidnotbite!”Theshopkeeperreplies,“Thatisnotmydo
8、g.”;..Lesson6Iwasnotlost.dogstophotBobisanoldman.Heoftenwalkshisdoginthestreetafterdinnerandcomesbackhomeatseveno’clock.Oneevening,acarstopsathishouse.ApolicemanhelpsBobgetoutofthecar.ThepolicemansaystoBob‘swife,“Thisoldmangotlostinthestreet.Heaskedm
