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1、荆珂刺秦王EmperorandtheAssassinAsideIntroduction：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,next
2、showwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(It’syou,PrinceDan!)Thankumirror!I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?Whereismyminist
3、er?阿三:Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!Goodidea!Butwhoistherig
4、htcandidate?阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.ActionII荆轲VS李莫愁荆轲:AreyouLimochou?李莫愁:Yes.荆轲:OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’
5、world.李莫愁:Areyouchallengingme?荆轲:Offcourse!李莫愁:Comeon!TheUltimateVerus千古决斗李莫愁：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲:Wedon’tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don’twe?Dowe?李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:“Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou’regonnaget.”Igotit,Mommaisright.太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyo
6、u,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?荆柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!MayIhaveyournamecard,please?Readinginthepaper：Tobeornottobe,that’saquestion.阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荆柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotof
7、money.荆柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荆柯：Iamveryverybusynow!Abeautifuiwomaniscoming…阿三:Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.IfyousayO.K.,sheisyours.荆柯：Ihavetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!阿三：What?What’stheTCM?荆柯;H
