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1、旁白&阿三：太子丹：荆轲：李莫愁&荆轲妻：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJinkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,theshowwillte
2、llyouthetruth.ActionI阿三：Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~太子丹：Ohyeah~~~,butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersons.OneisMissLiMochou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNo.1killeroftheworld.太子丹：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
3、阿三：Yes.ActionII荆轲AreyouLiMochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJinKe,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?荆轲Ofcourse!李莫愁Comeon!李莫愁Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thank
4、you,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荆柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荆柯：Iamverybusynow!太子丹：Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.
5、ThisisLiptonSlimmingtea.荆柯：Slimmingtea!Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn’tlosemyweight.荆柯:JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!ActionШ荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver.荆珂：Juststophere,ple
6、ase.Good-bye,myfriends.太子丹：Iwillmissyou.荆珂：Darling,Iloveyou.妻子：Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!荆珂：Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你妻子：Well.Beaman,Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.荆珂：Sweetheart!Youm
7、ustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise.妻子:"Ipromise."荆轲:"Neverletgo.”妻子:"Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llneverletgo."荆珂上船，渐渐远去 妻子：It’sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never……Never……妻子：Thankyouverymuch.AssoonasI
8、getthelifeassurance$1000,000,Iwilltransferhalfofit,$50
