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1、旁白&阿三:太子丹:荆轲:李莫愁&荆轲妻:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJinkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,theshowwillte
2、llyouthetruth.ActionI阿三:Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~太子丹:Ohyeah~~~,butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三:AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersons.OneisMissLiMochou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNo.1killeroftheworld.太子丹:Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
3、阿三:Yes.ActionII荆轲AreyouLiMochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJinKe,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?荆轲Ofcourse!李莫愁Comeon!李莫愁Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?(赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)太子丹:Howareyou?荆柯:Fine,thank
4、you,andyou?太子丹:OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荆柯:Sure!太子丹:Howareyou?荆柯:Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹晕倒荆柯:Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹:Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!阿三:Hero,weneedyourhelp.荆柯:Iambusynow!太子丹:Youcangetalotofmoney.荆柯:Iamverybusynow!太子丹:Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.
5、ThisisLiptonSlimmingtea.荆柯:Slimmingtea!Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn’tlosemyweight.荆柯:JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.太子丹与阿三(撞胯,击掌)Yeah!ActionШ荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.阿三:Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver.荆珂:Juststophere,ple
6、ase.Good-bye,myfriends.太子丹:Iwillmissyou.荆珂:Darling,Iloveyou.妻子:Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!荆珂:Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你妻子:Well.Beaman,Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.荆珂:Sweetheart!Youm
7、ustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise.妻子:"Ipromise."荆轲:"Neverletgo.”妻子:"Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llneverletgo."荆珂上船,渐渐远去妻子:It’sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never……Never……妻子:Thankyouverymuch.AssoonasI
8、getthelifeassurance$1000,000,Iwilltransferhalfofit,$50