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1、荆轲刺秦王演员表：太子丹—吕升海荆轲—黄世雄嬴政—任奕达李莫愁—刘影阿二—王蔓阿三—殷于媚大臣甲—程艳辉大臣乙—冯秀秀卫兵—尹亚培旁白—厉四普Introduction：Longlongagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.Mr.JingKewasthemostfamousswordsman（剑客）andwassenttokillkin
2、gofQing,“YingZheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshow,willtellyouthetruth……Action1太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(It’syou,PrinceDan!)Thankumirror!I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattrac
3、tive(吸引人的)manintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealous(妒忌的)guy（家伙）Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?Whereismyminister(大臣)?阿三:Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful(优雅的)、handsome、char
4、ming(迷人的)、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子丹：Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate(候选人)?阿三：Afterscreening(筛选)Ihavetwopromising(有希望的)personsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJingKe.Tomorrowth
5、eywillPKfortheNO.1killeroftheworld.太子丹：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.Action2荆轲：AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁：Areyouchallengingme?荆轲：Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁：Comeon!荆轲:Look，帅哥！（李莫
6、愁扭头，荆轲打到李莫愁）荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Why？youare使诈荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁愤怒状：you。。。。荆轲大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovative(新样式的)answerto“Howareyou”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：H
7、owareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!(未成年人)太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!（毕恭毕敬）MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，递给太子丹上面写着：（太子丹读）Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion.阿二：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荆柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荆柯：Iamveryb
8、usynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荆柯：Iamveryverybusynow!阿二(手指上场的美女，激动状):Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.IfyousayO.K.,sheisyours.荆柯(诚恳状)JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.Action3.一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便
