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1、外国语学院11级应用英语2班Themanwantstokilltheking荆轲刺秦王Introduction（旁白）：胡亚男Odalisques（众宫女）：塔娜，张欢，王贞，刘好，李真，孙彩芳，张雪梅PrinceDan（太子丹）：王静杰mirror镜子（宫女甲）：王晨萌Asan（阿三）：王静雯Mr.Jingke（荆轲）：周雪宁LiMochou(李莫愁)：刘亚飞Mr.JingsWife（荆轲妻子）：郑小雪Beauty:杜盼盼Behind:马丽娜演员列表Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,
2、tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.Mr.JingKewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQin,“YingZheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展现疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客，被派去杀秦王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事吗？好的，这场话剧会告诉你真
3、相。ThePrinceDanisdeludeonetofollytoenjoythesonganddancePrinceDanwasgladtoenjoythesonganddance.Action1太子丹正如痴如醉地欣赏歌舞。太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?镜子：It’syou，PrinceDan！！阿三:Honey,Iamcoming.Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~太子丹：Thankumirror!I’mPrinceDan,
4、themagicmirror(魔镜）saidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?Whereismyminister?阿三:Afterscreening（选拔）Ihavetwopromising（有前途的）personsonhand.OneisMiss.LiMochou,theotherisMr.Jingke.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO.1killeroft
5、heworld.太子丹：Ohyeah.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodity（有价值之物）inthiscentury?——Talent！！Butwhoistherightcandidate（候选人）?太子丹:Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?（好吧，尽快告诉我赢家，OK？）阿三：Yes.Action2PK荆轲:AreyouLimochou?李莫愁:Yes.荆轲:OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁:Areyouchalleng
6、ing（挑战）me?荆轲:Offcourse李莫愁:Comeon!李莫愁:Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?李莫愁:Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget."Igotit,Mommaisright.Mr.Jingkewasthewinner…荆轲赢了……太子丹：Howareyou?荆轲：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod
7、!Couldyougivemeandifferentanswerto“Howareyou”?荆轲：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荆轲：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife? Hey,guy,I’mkidding（开玩笑）!太子丹：Oh,I’mkidding，too!MayIhaveyournamecard,please?Tobeamanortobeawoman,that'sa
