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1、荆轲刺秦王表演人员:何斌-----旁白范峰华-----荆轲汤波-----太子丹赵瑞-----愁李莫陈磊-----阿三商连永-----荆轲之妻（按出场顺序排列）Introduction：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.Mr.JingKewasthemostfamousswordsman（剑客）andwassenttokillkingofQing,“YingZheng”.Butfinallyh
2、efailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshow,willtellyouthetruth……Action1太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(It’syou,PrinceDan!)Thankumirror!I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractive(吸引人的)manintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealous(妒忌的)guy（家伙）Ifeelhew
3、illkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?Whereismyminister(大臣)?阿三:Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful(优雅的)、handsome、charming(迷人的)、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~
4、~太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury(世纪)?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate(候选人)?阿三：Afterscreening(筛选)Ihavetwopromising(有希望的)personsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO.1killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnera
5、ssoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.Action2ActionII荆轲：AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁：Areyouchallenging（挑战的）me?荆轲：Offcourse!李莫愁：Comeon!“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt（使受伤）?荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinape
6、rson.Don'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:“Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou‘regonna（将要）get."Igotit,Mommaisright.太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeanunusualanswerto“Howareyou”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwi
7、fe?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion.阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荆柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荆柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荆柯：Iamveryverybusynow!阿三:Look!She
