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1、初中英语幽默小故事:奖赏Aladylostherhandbag.Itwasfoundbyanhonestlittleboyandreturnedtoher. Lookinginherpurse,shecommented,"Hmmm...That'sfunny.WhenIlostmybagtherewasa$20billinit.Nowtherearetwenty$1bills." Theboyquicklyreplied,"That'sright,lady.ThelasttimeIfoundalady'sp
2、urse,shedidn'thaveanychangeforareward."TheBadCheckOnedayamiddle-agedwomantelephonedherdoctor. “Doctor,”shesaid,“I'mhavingalotoftroublewithmyshoulder.IthurtsallthetimeandIcan'tsleepatnight.” “Comeinthisafternoon.”saidthedoctor,“andI'llhavealookatit.” Thata
3、fternoonthewomanwenttothedoctor'soffice.Hegaveheraverythoroughexamination,askedalotofquestions,andlistenedcarefullytoheranswers. “Well,mydear,”hesaid,“Itlookslikeyouhavearthritis.” “Arthritis?”shesaid.“Oh,no!WhatamIgoingtodo?” “Don'tworry,”heanswered,“I'l
4、lgiveyouaprescriptionandthepainwillgoaway．”Thenthedoctortookouthispen,wroteaprescription,andhandedherhisbillforfiftydollars.Thewomanopenedherpocketbook,wroteoutafifty-dollarcheck,saidgoodbye,andleft. Thedoctormailedthechecktohisbank,butaweeklaterhewassurpri
5、sedtofindthatthecheckwasreturnedtohim,marked“InsufficientFunds”.Hetelephonedthewomanimmediately. “I'mverysorrytohavetotellyouthis.”hebegan,“butyourcheckcamebackthisweek.” “Oh,really?”saidthewoman,“That'squiteacoincidence.” “Whatdoyoumean?”askedthedoctor.
6、 “Well,”saidthewoman,“sodidmyarthritis.”You'reRightOnceMrHenrywenttoasmalltownwithhighmountainsallaroundit.Itwasaquietandcoolplaceandsomerichpeoplelikedtogotherefortheirholidays.Aweeklater,beforeMrHenryleftthetown,hepaidthirtypoundsforaparrot.Whenhecameback,
7、hebegantoteachthebirdtospeak.Hetriedhisbest,butitlearnedonlyonesentence,“You'reright.”Hewasdisappointedandsaidtothebirdangrily，“Howfoolishyouare!” “You'reright,”saidtheparrot. ThenextdayMrHenrytookthebirdtothemarketandwantedtosellitforeightypounds.Beforel
8、ongafatmancameandlookedattheparrotcarefully.Thenheasked,“Howmuchisit,sir?” MrHenrydidn'thurrytoanswerandsaid,“It'sacleverbird,youknow.Itcanspeakandsing.”Thenhesaidtothebird,“Areyoureallyworthei
