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1、人物：T-唐僧S-孙悟空E-猪八戒J-沙僧B-白骨精B1-B变成的姑娘B2-B变成的太婆B3-B变成的老头T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow? S:Bajie,map! E:(拿错，摸出，递给S) S:Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T:Bajie!Whoisshe?J:SheisanAVgirl.E:Oh,BOSS!Notthisone!(伸手拿回) T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest .E:But…… T:Emitofo,lustisnothing,
2、nothingislust!Givemethemap.E:(递)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinDr.SunYat-sen'sMausoleum（中山陵）!Ah,Ican’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowso. S:LazyPig! E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill………. S:Youwillwhat(凶相)? E:(软禁)Ihavesaidnothing.S:Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I
3、amabithungry.Couldyougotogetmesomefood? E:Yousee,BOSSishungry,too! J:I’malsohungry.T:Wujing!Shutup! Youdon’thaveanyrighttospeak!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway….. T:Em…….It’saproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea? S:Noproblem!(掏出道具)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E:Whatisit? S:Amagicowl!I
4、famonsterapproaches,thisowlwillscreamandradiatecosmicray(放出宇宙射线)tokillanyattackers.So,nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustaybesideit! T:Emitofo……Wukong,isthisreliable？IonlyknowUltramancanradiatecosmicray.S:Withoutanyproblems!IboughtitfromZhongguancunlastweek.I’mleaving.Bye!(跳上筋斗云) T:Let’
5、splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《》B:Hm!Hm!Magicowl?Youaretoochildish.It’scounterfeitproducts(假冒伪劣产品).(变成B1姑娘) B1:(轻松拿走magicowl，接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou? T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough. B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb! T:This?(示意是否打出) B1:FourAce! T:Oh….Iwin!Em……
6、,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachmehowtoplay!音乐停S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前举棍就打) B1:（倒)Ah…… I’mdead!T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhatyouhavedone!Sheismyteacher! S:Sheisamonster! T:Nonsense!(深呼吸) S:Oh,pleasedon’t…… T:It’stoolate!(念)南无阿弥陀佛（双手合十）S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T:(咬到舌头，痛，停下来)Ouc
7、h！ B:(在某处，真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成B2太婆) B2:（上前）Hello,haveyoueverseenmydaughter? T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，却打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) B2：（倒）Ah,I’mdead,too.E和J:AreyouOk,BOSS？(扶T) T：Shit!I’llkillyo
8、u!(欲打孙悟空，B3老头出现)B3:(看到B1,B
