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1、搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物：唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1白骨精变形2白骨精原型男女儿国国王hopeyouguysenjoyit！改编作者杜宛芸成医学子唐:Wow…boys!Thisplacelooksbeautiful.Wherewearenow?Doesanyoneofyouknowsomethingaboutit?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。唐:八戒,givemethemap(不回头，懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒，Givethemaptome!（严肃的问）唐：哼!（唐生气地叫）pig，Givethemap……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊)wow！八戒，veryg

2、ood!Ihardlyseeyoustudy！.Whatkindofbookareyoureading?IsitaboutChineseorEnglish?八戒依旧看书，不理睬。唐:(凑过去)letmehavealook!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)唐:（转身训斥八戒）howmanytimeshaveItoldyou？Youarenotsupposedtoreadbooksaboutbeautifulgirls!Iwillkeepitf

3、oryouuntilwefinishthejourney…..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why?boss,whycan’twethinkaboutgirls?Ijustdon’tunderstand…唐:（叹气）哎，howmanytimeshaveItoldyou？,Thisisbecause…oh悟空dancetomysong！(开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)八戒:okboss，Iwilllistentoyou！（无辜地表情）唐:悟空,Iamhungry.Goandgetmesomefood…（四处看看）.whereis沙僧？,悟空：h

4、eisfeedingthehorse.bossI‘llfindsomefoodandbebacksoon,唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说)hey八戒Ineedtotakeagoodrest.getoutofhere!givemesomeprivatespace!（八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬使坏样）：嘿嘿itstimetocallmylittlehoneykingofthegirlcountry唐:hi..sweetiehowareyoudoing？(不解释….)女:Iamfine,butImissyouverymuch，afteryouleft

5、,Ijustcannotstoprecallingthedayswhenweweretogether.哼！youseldomgivemeacall。唐:ohdarling….iamsorry.youknow,theseboysliketogossipaboutthingslikethat.IcanonlycallyouwhenIamalone.ButyouknowIloveyoufromthebottomofmyheart。ohdamnit！…theyareback!HoneyIwillcallyouthenexttimeok！（挂断电话一下装的很正经）悟空:boss，whoar

6、eyoucalling?唐:er(支支吾吾的)IwasjusthavingachatwithBudda.whereismyfood?悟空:here!Ivefoundsomedeliciousbananas!唐:banana，bananabanana!HowmanytimesdoIhavetotellyou？Iamamonk,insteadofamonkey!Ineedricerice(加重语气)！don’tyouunderstand?Goandgivesometoyourbrothersok悟空：摸摸头okboss低头很沮丧拿着香蕉向八戒走去唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一

7、边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..白骨精上场白;Hahahaa…Iknowthatanymonsterwhoeatsmastertangwillliveforever.howluckyIam,nowtheyareinmyplace.笑着想想oh,icanpretendtobeapooroldlady,sotheywilltrustme.嘿嘿Iamreallyclever……动感音乐响白骨精1上场和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换……双人舞完！。白1:嘿嘿Ilookgreat!蹒跚的走过去白1:he