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1、改错别句Teacher:Correctthesentence,"Abullandacowisgrazinginthefield".Student:Acowandabullisgrazinginthefield.Teacher:How?Student:Ladiesfirst.好客Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturne

2、dwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthensaid:"Youmusthavebettereyesthanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?""Intherat-trap,sir,"repliedtheboy.情人节的梦OnenightjustbeforeValentine'sDayawomanhadalovelydreamaboutabeautifuln

3、ecklace.Whenshewokeup,shetoldherhusband,"IjustdreamtthatyougavemeapearlnecklaceforValentine'sday.Whatdoyouthinkitcouldmean?""You'llfindoutonValentine'sDay."hesaidwithaknowingsmile.OnValentine'sDay,themangavehisdelightedwifeabeautifullywrappedpackage.Excitedly,sheopenedit,onlyto

4、findabookentitled"TheMeaningofDreams".谨遵医嘱Doctor'sordersBrown:I'msorrytoseeyousounwell.Haveyouseenthedoctor?Jack:Yes.I'mhavingthreebathsaday.Brown:Whatfor?Jack:Don'tknow,doctor'sorders.Hegavemesomemedicineandtoldmetofollowthedirectionsonthebottle,whichread:"Onetablespoonfultobe

5、takenthreetimesadayinwater."什么也没留下Mrs.Brownwasgoingoutfortheday.Shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:"NOBODYHOME.DON'TLEAVEANYTHING."Whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorbrokenopenandherhouseransacked.Onthenoteshehadleft,shefoundthefollowingmessageadded:"THAN

6、KS!WEHAVEN'TLEFTANYTHING!"