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1、CanYouKeepASecret?BySophieKinsellaONEOfcourseIhavesecrets.OfcourseIdo.Everyonehasasecret.It'scompletelynormal.I'msureIdon'thaveanymorethananybodyelse.I'mnottalkingaboutbig,earth-shatteringsecrets.Notthe-president-is-planning-to-bomb-Japan-and-only-Will-Smith-can-save-the-worldtypesecrets.Just
2、normal,everydaylittlesecrets.Likeforexample,hereareafewrandomsecretsofmine,offthetopofmyhead:1.MyKateSpadebagisafake.2.Ilovesweetsherry,theleastcooldrinkintheuniverse.3.IhavenoideawhatNATOstandsfor.Orevenwhatitis.4.Iweigh9stone3.Not8stone3,likemyboyfriendConnorthinks.(Althoughinmydefence,Iwas
3、planningtogoonadietwhenItoldhimthat.Andtobefair,itisonlyonenumberdifferent.)5.I'vealwaysthoughtConnorlooksabitlikeKen.AsinBarbieandKen.6.Sometimes,whenwe'rerightinthemiddleofpassionatesex,Isuddenlywanttolaugh.27.IlostmyvirginityinthesparebedroomwithDannyNussbaum,whileMumandDadweredownstairswa
4、tchingBenHur.8.I'vealreadydrunkthewinethatDadtoldmetolaydownfortwentyyears.9.Sammythegoldfishathomeisn'tthesamegoldfishthatMumandDadgavemetolookafterwhentheywenttoEgypt.10.WhenmycolleagueArtemisreallyannoysme,Ifeedherplantorangejuice.(Whichisprettymucheveryday.)11.Ioncehadthisweirdlesbiandrea
5、maboutmyflatmateLissy.12.MyG-string丁字裤ishurtingme.13.I'vealwayshadthisdeepdownconvictionthatI'mnotlikeeverybodyelse,andthere'sanamazinglyexcitingnewlifewaitingformejustaroundthecorner.14.Ihavenoideawhatthisguyinthegreysuitisgoingonabout.15.PlusI'vealreadyforgottenhisname.AndIonlymethimtenminu
6、tesago.'Webelieveinlogisticalformativealliances,'he'ssayinginanasal,droningvoice,'bothaboveandbelowtheline.''Absolutely!'Ireplybrightly,asthoughtosay:Doesn'teverybody?3Logistical.Whatdoesthatmean,again?OhGod.Whatiftheyaskme?Don'tbestupid,Emma.Theywon'tsuddenlydemand,'Whatdoeslogisticalmean?'I
7、'mafellowmarketingprofessional,aren'tI?ObviouslyIknowthesethings.Andanyway,iftheymentionitagainI'llchangethesubject.OrI'llsayI'mpost-logisticalorsomething.Theimportantthingistokeepconfidentandbusinesslike.Icandothis.ThisismybigchanceandI'mnot
