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1、DiaryofaWimpyKid:TheLastStraw(DiaryofaWimpyKid#3)JeffKinneyJANUARY:NewYear'sDayYouknowhowyou'resupposedtocomeupwithalistof"resolutions"atthebeginningoftheyeartotrytomakeyourselfabetterperson?Well,theproblemis,it'snoteasyformetothinkofwaystoimprovemyself,becauseI'malreadyprettymuchoneofthebe
2、stpeopleIknow.SothisyearmyresolutionistotryandhelpOTHERpeopleimprove.ButthethingI'mfindingoutisthatsomepeopledon'treallyappreciateitwhenyou'retryingtobehelpful.[Image:Aladyeatingchipsandaboystandingbehindthesofa.]Thecaptionreads:"ITHINKYOUSHOULDWORKONCHEWINGYOURPOTATOCHIPSMOREQUIETLY.CHEWCH
3、EW"8OnethingInoticedrightoffthebatisthatthepeopleinmyfamilyaredoingalousyjobstickingtoTHEIRNewYear'sresolutions.Momsaidshewasgonnastartgoingtothegymtoday,butshespentthewholeafternoonwatchingTV.AndDadsaidhewasgonnagoonastrictdiet,butafterdinnerIcaughthimoutinthegarage,stuffinghisfacewithbrow
4、nies.[Image:Amaninthekitchenandaboystandinginthedoor.]Thecaptionreads:"SLORKSLORK"Evenmylittlebrother,Manny,couldn'tstickwithhisresolution.9Thismorninghetoldeveryonethathe'sa"bigboy"andhe'sgivinguphispacifierforgood.Thenhethrewhisfavoritebinkieinthetrash.[Image:Aboyandagirl,sittingatatable,
5、claptheirhandsastheylookatthetrashcanandthelittleboy.]Thecaptionreads:"CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP"Well,THATNewYear'sresolutiondidn'tevenlastafullMINUTE.[Image:Aboyandagirlstandtolookatthelittleboynearthetrashcan.]Thecaptionreads:"SUCKSUCKSUCK"Theonlypersoninmyfamilywhodidn'tcomeupwitharesolutionismyo
6、lderbrother,Rodrick,andthat'sapitybecausehislistshouldbeaboutamileandahalflong.10SoIdecidedtocomeupwithaprogramtohelpRodrickbeabetterperson.Icalledmyplan"ThreeStrikesandYou'reOut."ThebasicideawasthateverytimeIsawRodrickmessingup,I'dmarkalittle"X"onhischart.Well,Rodrickgotallthreestrikesbefo
7、reIevenhadachancetodecidewhat"You'reOut"meant.[Image:Aboyhitstheotheronhisback.]Thecaptionreads:"PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH"Anyway,I'mstartingtowonderifIshouldjustbagMYresolution,too.It'salotofwork,andsofarIhaven'treallymadeanyprogress.Besides,afterIremindedMomforl
