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1、WINNINTOSCORGJOKESESOMELAUGHSbySamSchultzpicturesbyBrianGabletCarolrhodaBooks,Inc.•MinneapolisBenny:MymothertoldmeI’mnottoplayfootballwithmyglasses.Jenny:Youwon’thaveto.We’replayingwithafootball.Q:Whydoesittakelongertorunfromsecondbasetothirdbasethanfromfirstbasetosecondbase?A:Beca
2、usethere’sashortstopbetweensecondandthird.2Joeygavehisbaseballcoachajarfullofflies.Coach:What’sthisfor?Joey:Youtoldmetogohomeandpracticecatchingflies.Here’sajarfull.Icaughteveryoneofthem!Johnny:Mom,I’mgoingouttoplayfootball.Mom:Withyourbrandnewshirt?Johnny:No,withthekidsnextdoor!Be
3、rt:Didyoueverseeacatfish?Gert:Don’tkidme.Catsdon’tfish.Brother:DidItellyouaboutthetouchdownImade?Sister:No,andIappreciateit!Fisherman:Tellme,whatdoyoudowhenyougetabite?Girl:Scratchit.3Mary:LookatthefishIcaught!Larry:Wow!That’sabigone.Whatareyougoingtodowithit?Mary:I’mgoingtotakeith
4、omefordinner.Fish:Nothanks.Ialreadyhaddinner!Mom:Whatareyoudoinghome,Jake?Ithoughtyouwereatbaseballpractice.Jake:Iwas.ButIhittheballoverthefenceandthemanagertoldmetorunhome!Q:Whyisabatterlikeahorse’stail?A:They’rebothflyswatters.Jack:Iran95yardsforatouchdown,andtheykickedmeoffthete
5、am.Pete:Whydidtheydothat?Jack:BecauseIranthewrongway!4Joey:Imadea90-yardruninfootballtoday.Tom:Hey,that’sgreat!Joey:Notsogreat.Icouldn’tcatchtheguyinfrontofmewhohadtheball!Heather:Mom,weplayedbaseballtoday,andIstolesecondbase!Mom:Wellyoumarchrightbacktoschoolandgiveitback!Q:Whydon’
6、tchickensmakegoodbaseballplayers?A:Theycanonlyhitfowlballs.5Uncle:Whatdoyouwanttobewhenyougrowup,Tyler?Tyler:Iwanttobeatoughcharginglinemanonafootballteam.Uncle:Well,youcanbesureIwon’tstandinyourway!Q:Whyisbowlingcalledaquietsport?A:Becauseyoucanalwayshearapindrop.6Lisa:Didyouenjoy
7、thebaseballgame?Laura:No,itremindedmeofbadpancakes.Neitherteamhadagoodbatter.OwnerofLake:Youngman,there’snofishinghere!BoyFishing:You’retellingme!I’vebeenfishingherefortwohours,andIhaven’thadabiteyet.Leslie:Dad,rememberhowyoualwaysusedtoworrythatI’dbreakawindowwhenIplayedbaseballin
8、thebackyard?Dad:Yes,Iremem
