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1、4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster人物:T唐僧(郭伟)S:孙悟空(邹婷)E:猪八戒和N:哪吒(肖细敏)B:白骨精B1:B变成的村姑B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头(钟慧)T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:Couldyouspeaktomewithagoodattitude?Anyway,Iwassuprememarshal!(一丝得意)S:suprememarshal?(先假装奉承的笑,继而强势的说)Itis
2、impossibleforever!(八戒不开心不情愿的摸出,递给S)S:Look,master(凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,nottobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!E:Oh,master!Forgiveme,I’llbringthemaptoyousoon!(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)No,I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest.E:But……T:Emitofo,not
3、hingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(递)Here.Em……WehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!Itissaidthereisamonstercalledwhitebone.B:Yes,I’mMissWhite.I’mlivinginthemountainatalltimes.EveryonecalledmemonsterevenifIdon’tlikeit.Aseveryoneknows,ifsomeoneeatsTangseng’smeat,hewouldben
4、evergettingold.NowIhearthathewillpassby,thisisagoodopportunitytoeathim.Hahaha……E:AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!Alustfulandlazyfatpig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….S:Youwillwhat?Youcanwhat?(凶相)E:Iwill…(很不怕的
5、样子,继而一下子软弱下来)helpyoucatchfleas.S:Hum!AsIexpected,youarejustatimidfatpig.T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,I’mnottheonlyonewhoishungry,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!(八戒羞愧的表情)E:Oh!Master,Thereisaproblem
6、.Ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway…..T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!Ialreadyhadthesolution(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E:Thisis…?S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em…
7、…Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bajie!Remembernottoletstrangerin.Bye!(走)E:OK!BrotherMonkey,takemorethingstoeat.Bye!B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youwanttouseitagainstme?Youaretoochildish.En…Ineedawaytodealwithit.E:(转身对师傅说)Monster,wecan
8、’tgooutuntilbrothermonkeycomeback.Soweshoulddosomethingtokilltime?T:Let’splaycards!E:Great!Iliketoplaycardsverymuch!(二人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B:haha!Ihaveanidea.(先