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1、pRROWiBOOKk.OFCollectedbyELEANORCLYMERDigitizedbytineInternetArciiivein2009littp://www.arcliive.org/details/arrowbookoffunnyOOclymARROWBOOKOFFinn/PoemsCollectedbyELEANORCLYMERIllustratedbyDougAndersonSCHOLASTICBOOKSERVICESPublishedbyScholasticBookServices,adivisionofScholasticMagazines,Inc.,New
2、York,N.Y.ToJODYCopyright©1961byScholasticMagazines,Inc.Allrightsreserved.Thepoemsinthisanthologyarecoveredbyseparatecopy-right,asshownonpages95and96.Allpossiblecarehasbeentakentotracetheownershipofeveryselectionincludedandtomakefullacknowledgmentforitsuse.Ifanyerrorshaveaccidentallyoccurred,they
3、willbecorrectedinsubse-quenteditions,providednotificationissenttothepublisher.Permissiontoreprintthesepoemsinanyform,includingpublicreading,mustbeobtainedJFromthecopyrightholders.5thprintingSeptember1966PrintedintheU.S.A.CONTENTSAnimals—DearandQueer5BirdsandbeaststhatnevergrewInthejungle,farmorz
4、oo.Alsoquiteafewthatdo.Limericks—NumerousandHumorous...33ApoetwhofeltdiscontentedSaid,"AnewkindofverseI'veinvented.Fivelineshasmysong,Twoshortandthreelong,AndIhopeImayneverrepentit."Songs—CheeryandTeary43Singasongofarmywoes,Orfarmers'cowsinJune.WantsomethingevendaflSer?Tryanothertune!People—Brai
5、nyandZany57Someofthesefolksyou'llneverseeAnywhereonlandorsea.Othersarenottoofaraway—Infact,youmeetthemeveryday.Rhymes—AssortedThoughts85OftinnonsenseTheredoeslie.MoregoodsenseThanmeetstheeye!DEARANDQUEERGrizzlyBearIfyouever,ever,evermeetagrizzlybear.Youmustnever,never,neveraskhimwhereHeisgoing,O
6、rwhatheisdoing;Forifyouever,ever,dareTostopagrizzlybear.Youwillnevermeetanothergrizzlybear.{(%A,EletelephonyOncetherewasanelephant,WhotriedtousethetelephantNo!no!ImeananelephoneWhotriedtousethetelephone(Dearme!IamnotcertainquiteThatevennowI'vegotitright.Howe'eritwas,hegothistrunkEntangledinthete
7、lephunk;Themorehetriedtogetitfree,Thelouderbuzzedthetelephee(IfearI'dbetterdropthesongOfelephopandtelephong!—LaubaE.RichardsThecodfishlaystenthousandeggs,Thehomelyhenlaysone.ThecodfishnevercacklesTotellyouwhatshe'sdone.Andso
