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1、10WaystoKillDracoMalfoyChapterOnexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxHERMIONENow,Idon'twantyoutogothinkthatI'mdangerousoranythinglikethat.Definitelynot.I'maperfectlynormal16yearoldwitchwhodespisesviolence,andhasnointentionofendingupinAzkabanever.Iwouldnevereventhinkofjinxin
2、ganybody,unlesstheywerejustsoannoyingandirritatingthatnoonecanstandthemanylonger.That'swhenIwouldgetup,calmlytakeoutmywandandperformahexonthem.AndIknowalotofhexesandspells,believeme.Ifyoudon't,askanyonewhoknowsme.They'llconfirmwhatIjustsaid.Butthereisonepersonand
3、histwocroonieswhomyfriendsandIjinxregularly.HecompletelyfitsintothecategoryofpeoplethatIdescribedabove-andmore.He'sunkind,he'saliar,andplushe'sacheat.OnceheandhisfollowerstriedtopretendtobeaDementortoscareHarryPotterintolosingaQuidditchgame,butHarrytookcareofthem
4、.AnothertimehegothimselfmauledbyahippogriffonpurposeandnearlylostHagridhisjob(andforthehippogriff,itshead).Again,Harry,butwithmethistime,justmanagedtosavethemboth.SoyouseewhatkindofpersonI'mtalkingabouthere.Andyoushouldhavealreadyguessedwhoitis.That'sright.DracoM
5、alfoy.We'vemadehimsproutlittleslugs,we'vemadehisnosehanglikeamelon,andwe'vewatchedhimbeingtransfiguredintoawhiteferretandbouncedaroundthehall.Allofthiswedidwithoutfeelingtheslightestremorseorpity.Well,mayberemorsethathegotturnedbacktonormaleverytime.Ifirstmethimo
6、nmyfirstevertrainridetoHogwarts.Hewaskindofshort,andhadwhiteblondehairandunfathomablegreyeyesthatboredintoyou.Healwayseitherdrawledorsneered(exceptwhenhewasscared,hehe)andhisfacewasjustaboutpermanentlyscowling.Hislackeys,CrabbeandGoyle,certainlylackedsomethingvit
7、al;intelligence.Theywereasdumbastheycame,butsomehowmanagedtoscrapeapassintheendofyearexams.Anyway,HarryandRonimmediatelymadeenemiesofhimandhisminions,andImadefriendswiththeformertwo,sobasicallyMalfoyandIwerenotongoodtermseither.Inthesecondyearheletmeknowhowmuchhe
8、hatedmebycallingmeaMudblood(awitch/wizardwithmuggleblood).ThenextyearIgotbackathimbypunchinghimsquarelyintheface.Thathadbeenextremelysatisfying.Nowyoushouldhav
