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1、老外最精彩的一句话网络笑话，基本上都无法翻译来源：李旭生的日志1、IaskedGodforabike,butIknowGoddoesn'tworkthatway.SoIstoleabikeandaskedforforgiveness.2、Iwanttodiepeacefullyinmysleep,likemygrandfather..Notscreamingandyellinglikethepassengersinhiscar.3、Donotarguewithanidiot.Hewilldragyoudowntohislevel
2、andbeatyouwithexperience.4、ThelastthingIwanttodoishurtyou.Butit'sstillonthelist.5、Ifsexisapainintheass,thenyou'redoingitwrong...6、Theearlybirdmightgettheworm,butthesecondmousegetsthecheese.7、Weliveinasocietywherepizzagetstoyourhousebeforethepolice.8、Havingsexislikepl
3、ayingbridge.Ifyoudon'thaveagoodpartner,you'dbetterhaveagoodhand.9、SomepeoplearelikeSlinkies...notreallygoodforanything,butyoucan'thelpsmilingwhenyouseeonetumbledownthestairs.10、Politiciansanddiapershaveonethingincommon.Theyshouldbothbechangedregularly,andforthesamere
4、ason.11、Wardoesnotdeterminewhoisright-onlywhoisleft.12、Womenmightbeabletofakeorgasms.Butmencanfakeawholerelationship.13、Weneverreallygrowup,weonlylearnhowtoactinpublic.14、Menhavetwoemotions:HungryandHorny.Ifyouseehimwithoutanerection,makehimasandwich.15、Lighttravelsf
5、asterthansound.Thisiswhysomepeopleappearbrightuntilyouhearthemspeak.16、Mymotherneversawtheironyincallingmeason-of-a-bitch.17、IthoughtIwantedacareer,turnsoutIjustwantedpaychecks.18、Ifyouthinknobodycaresifyou'realive,trymissingacoupleofpayments.19、Sexisnottheanswer.Sex
6、isthequestion."Yes"istheanswer.20、Eveningnewsiswheretheybeginwith'Goodevening',andthenproceedtotellyouwhyitisn't.21、Howisitonecarelessmatchcanstartaforestfire,butittakesawholeboxtostartacampfire?22、If4outof5peopleSUFFERfromdiarrhea...doesthatmeanthatoneenjoysit?23、Kn
7、owledgeisknowingatomatoisafruit;Wisdomisnotputtingitinafruitsalad.24、IfGodiswatchingus,theleastwecandoisbeentertaining.25、Never,underanycircumstances,takeasleepingpillandalaxativeonthesamenight.26、Ididn'tfightmywaytothetopofthefoodchaintobeavegetarian27、Abusstationis
8、whereabusstops.Atrainstationiswhereatrainstops.Onmydesk,Ihaveaworkstation..28、IfIagreedwithyouwe'dbothbewrong.29、Didyouknowthatdolp
