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1、蚂蚁绊大象有一个小蚂蚁,您说他小不小.他把大腿伸到洞外头要把大象给绊倒.这兔子看见了,就把这蚂蚁叫,你这不作死吗你是做哪套.蚂蚁可就说啦,这不是没绊你嘛,你别把这闲心操,你该干嘛干嘛去别把我打搅,你要不信别废话就把那热闹瞧.诸位你要问,大象绊倒每绊倒,绊倒没绊倒？这实话告诉你吧,我确实没瞧着.反正第二天大早起就听见闹吵吵.这蚂蚁窝里小蚂蚁全出动了,吹起了集合号.那立正稍息向右看齐接着齐步跑.那兔子可就说了:你们这是干嘛?怎起得这么早?你搅和我们街坊四邻全都睡不好.这蚂蚁大哥说拉:我抱歉抱歉,这个搅扰搅扰只因我们家里面出了个不着调,他吃饱了撑得没嘛事儿把这大象给绊倒,这大象身
2、子沉呐,哪禁得住这一跤阿,otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthOrganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeAfterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeentheNorthwestOfficeoft
3、heFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaCountypartyCommitteeSecretaryandrecorderoftheCountypartyCommitteeSecretary,Ministersand当时进了医院,挂了个专家急诊号.那大夫这么一瞧阿,这折了仨肋条,还勾起了病不少,骨质疏松又缺钙,内分泌也不协调，勾起了心脏病还有血压高,那多少年的糖尿病都六个加号咱再说这大象,没工作没收入是更别提医保,急得我们领导,是半宿没睡觉,咱凑钱想看病吧,家里
4、也没多少,倒有点儿闲钱,可全都买了股票哇,这个至今没解套.介不刚才来电话吗,倒霉大象失血过多已经给晕倒.那血库血不够,也没有这型号,我带大伙去医院验验血型号.好在问题不太大,我们弟兄倒不少.只要一个对上了号这大象用不了,咱今天说到这儿吧,明天有空儿再见面咱再慢慢聊.就说这天大早起,这兔子正遛早,看见蚂蚁就赶紧，赶紧把他叫,otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretar
5、y.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthOrganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeAfterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeentheNorthwestOfficeoftheFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaCountypartyCommitteeSecretaryandrecorderoftheCountypartyCommitt
6、eeSecretary,Ministersand哎,那天输血的那个大象到底好没好?也是人家命大,那叫该着帮着,当时输上了血,这精神就来了.头一个兄弟一验血和他正对号.这大夫护士一块儿上给他来治疗.CTB超手术开刀外加麻药钉子钉这个铆钉铆骨头夹钢条好说歹说不住院是回家养病了我刚给他送回家,可把我累坏了.这身子骨要软一点儿这小命准报销.只要大象病好啦这事儿就算了只要大象病好了,这事就算了!otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJin
7、gdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthOrganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeAfterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeentheNorthwestOfficeoftheFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaC
