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1、英汉幽默故事选读英汉幽默故事选读1.TwoTicketsPleaseAyoungmanwasinlovewithagirl.Atoneweekend,heinvitedhisgirlfriendtothecinema.Whentheywereattheticketbox,theyoungmansaidtotheticketseller,"Twotickets,please."Whentheticketsellertoldhimthatalltheticketshadsoldout,thedisappoint

2、edyoungmansaid,"Thendoyouhaveanysurticketsthatcanallowustostandtogether?"Notes:(1)be(fall)inlovewith爱上(3)disappointedadj.失望的(2)sellout售完，卖完(4)sur-ticketn.附加票Exercises:根据短文回答问题：①Whatdidtheyoungmandoatoneweekend?②Howmanyticketsdidhewant?③Didtheticket-sellerh

3、aveanytickets?④Wastheyoungmanhappy?⑤Whatdidhedecidetodothen?1.两张电影票一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘。周末，他请她看电影。来到售票处，小伙子对售票员说：“请给两张票。”售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了。失望的年轻人说：“那么，您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗？”2.I'llKeepitonMyFloorMy16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof—untilyouseethefloorofhi

4、sroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.RecentlyIaccompaniedJefftothecreditunionwhereheopeneduphisfirstbankaccount.Whilethecreditofficerwasprocessingthepaperwork,ItoldJeffheneededasafe,accessibleplacestorehispassbook."Iknow,Mom,"herepl

5、ied."I'11keepitonmyfloor."Notes(1)beproudof为..感到自豪TheywereVeryproudoftheirsuccess.他们对他们的成功感到非常骄傲。(2)layern.层(3)equipmentn.设备(4)accompanyv.陪伴(5)creditunion信用联社(6)accountn.（银行）账户(7)processv.办理(8)accessibleadj.可接近的，可用的Exercises:根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、误（F）(1)Thesonwas

6、17yearsold.(2)TheparentsareveryproudofJeff.(3)ThefloorofJeff'sroomisalwayscoveredwithlayersofclothes,magazines,toys,andsportsequipment.(4)ThemothertookJefftoopentheirfirstbankaccount.(5)Jeffwillkeepthemoneyonthefloor.2.放在地板上我的儿子杰弗，十六岁。他是一个令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你别去看

7、他房间的地板，那上面总是堆满了一层层的衣服、杂志及运动器材。不久前，我带杰弗到信用联社去开他自己的账户，这是他第一次开银行账户。当信用社职员在办理手续的时候，我便告诉杰弗说他需要一个安全可靠的地方来保存密码本。“我知道，妈妈，”他回答说，“我会在地板上找到地方的。”3.TheAttractionoftheMapMr.SmithtaughtEnglishataschool.Atthebeginningofhislesson,helikedtohaveoneofhisstudentsgiveareportona

8、nysubject.WhenitwasJack'sturn,hetoldhisaudienceabouthiselderbrotherwhowasalocalworker.Butduringthereport,hiseyeswerestaringattheworldmaponthewallallthetime.Mr.SmithknewthatJackdidn'tlookattheaudiencebecausehe