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1、英汉幽默故事选读英汉幽默故事选读1.TwoTicketsPleaseAyoungmanwasinlovewithagirl.Atoneweekend,heinvitedhisgirlfriendtothecinema.Whentheywereattheticketbox,theyoungmansaidtotheticketseller,"Twotickets,please."Whentheticketsellertoldhimthatalltheticketshadsoldout,thedisappoint
2、edyoungmansaid,"Thendoyouhaveanysurticketsthatcanallowustostandtogether?"Notes:(1)be(fall)inlovewith爱上(3)disappointedadj.失望的(2)sellout售完,卖完(4)sur-ticketn.附加票Exercises:根据短文回答问题:①Whatdidtheyoungmandoatoneweekend?②Howmanyticketsdidhewant?③Didtheticket-sellerh
3、aveanytickets?④Wastheyoungmanhappy?⑤Whatdidhedecidetodothen?1.两张电影票一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘。周末,他请她看电影。来到售票处,小伙子对售票员说:“请给两张票。”售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了。失望的年轻人说:“那么,您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗?”2.I'llKeepitonMyFloorMy16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof—untilyouseethefloorofhi
4、sroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.RecentlyIaccompaniedJefftothecreditunionwhereheopeneduphisfirstbankaccount.Whilethecreditofficerwasprocessingthepaperwork,ItoldJeffheneededasafe,accessibleplacestorehispassbook."Iknow,Mom,"herepl
5、ied."I'11keepitonmyfloor."Notes(1)beproudof为..感到自豪TheywereVeryproudoftheirsuccess.他们对他们的成功感到非常骄傲。(2)layern.层(3)equipmentn.设备(4)accompanyv.陪伴(5)creditunion信用联社(6)accountn.(银行)账户(7)processv.办理(8)accessibleadj.可接近的,可用的Exercises:根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、误(F)(1)Thesonwas
6、17yearsold.(2)TheparentsareveryproudofJeff.(3)ThefloorofJeff'sroomisalwayscoveredwithlayersofclothes,magazines,toys,andsportsequipment.(4)ThemothertookJefftoopentheirfirstbankaccount.(5)Jeffwillkeepthemoneyonthefloor.2.放在地板上我的儿子杰弗,十六岁。他是一个令父母感到自豪的孩子,只是你别去看
7、他房间的地板,那上面总是堆满了一层层的衣服、杂志及运动器材。不久前,我带杰弗到信用联社去开他自己的账户,这是他第一次开银行账户。当信用社职员在办理手续的时候,我便告诉杰弗说他需要一个安全可靠的地方来保存密码本。“我知道,妈妈,”他回答说,“我会在地板上找到地方的。”3.TheAttractionoftheMapMr.SmithtaughtEnglishataschool.Atthebeginningofhislesson,helikedtohaveoneofhisstudentsgiveareportona
8、nysubject.WhenitwasJack'sturn,hetoldhisaudienceabouthiselderbrotherwhowasalocalworker.Butduringthereport,hiseyeswerestaringattheworldmaponthewallallthetime.Mr.SmithknewthatJackdidn'tlookattheaudiencebecausehe