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1、ChristmasSpecial(Molokai)DOUGLAS:Air-con?MARTIN:Off.DOUGLAS:Anti-collisionlight?MARTIN:On.DOUGLAS:Fuelpumpswitches?MARTIN:On.DOUGLAS:Dasher?MARTIN:On.DOUGLAS:Dancer?MARTIN:On.DOUGLAS:PrancerandVixen?MARTIN:On.Comet?DOUGLAS:On.MARTIN:Cupid?DOUGLAS:On.MARTIN:DonnerandBlitzen?DOUGLAS:Tothetopo
2、ftheporch,tothetopofthewall!MARTIN:Dashaway!DOUGLASandMARTIN:Dashaway!Dashawayall!OPENINGCREDITS-ThisChristmas,Molokai!OCEANICATC:Thankyou,GolfTangoIndia.Continueascleared.DOUGLAS:GolfTangoIndia,continueascleared.Thankyou,Oceanic,andmerryChristmas.OCEANICATC:I’maShintoBuddhist.DOUGLAS:Andma
3、yyoubeamerryone.(ThereisadistinctlyArthuriantrumpetingsound.)Ah,Arthur’sawoken.Braceyourself.MARTIN:Whatfor?DOUGLAS:Oh,isthisthefirsttimeyou’veflownwithArthuronChristmasmorning?(Flightdeckdooropens.)ARTHUR:♪Getdressed,youmerrygentlemen!Letnothingyoudismay!ForitisChristmas,Christmas,Christma
4、s,Christmas,ChristmasDay!♪DOUGLAS:Yes–ARTHUR:♪It’sChristmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,ChristmasDay!♪MARTIN:Arthur–ARTHUR:♪ItisChri-i-i-i-istmasDay,Chri-istmasDay!ItisChri-i-i-i-ismasDay!♪DOUGLAS:Areyoufinished?ARTHUR:Notnecessarily!Iknowotherverses.MARTIN:No,youdon’t!Youdon’te
5、venknowthatone.ARTHUR:Withrespect,Skip,Iabsolutelydoknowthatone.Itgoes♪Getdressed,youmerrygentlemen-♪MARTIN:No,no,itdoesn’t.It’snot‘getdressed’–it’s‘Godrest’.Godrestyoumerrygentlemen.ARTHUR:No,it’snot.MARTIN:Yes,itis!Whywouldyoubetellingthemtogetdressed?ARTHUR:Becauseit’sChristmas!MARTIN:Wh
6、at,sothey’renaked?ARTHUR:No,they’reinbed!It’ssaying‘comeon,youmerrygentlemen–it’sChristmas!Up’n’at‘em!Getdressed.Let’sdoourstockings!’MARTIN:No,it’s‘Godrest’.ARTHUR:Well,thatmakesnosense.Godrest,youmerrygentlemen?What’saGodrest?DOUGLAS:Somewheretoputyourgod?MARTIN:NotGodrestyoumerrygentleme
7、n.It’sGodrestyou,merrygentlemen!ARTHUR:Well,thatmakesnosenseeither!DOUGLAS:Actually,it’sneither.It’sGodrestyoumerry,gentlemen.Asin'HappyChristmas,gentlemen.IhopeGodgivesyouarestfulandmerryoneanddoesn’taccidentallyshutyouinaflyingcupboardwithapairofidiots