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1、CABINPRESSURESeries2,Episode6:Limerick(Bing-Bong)DOUGLAS:Goodevening,ladiesandgentlemen,we'renowabouthalfwaythroughourflightfromHongKongtoLimerick.AndIjustthoughtI'dletyouknowthatIambored,bored,bored,bored,bored,bored!We're,unbelievably,stillflyingoverRussia,whichcontinue
2、stobestupidlybig,reallyenormous,farbiggerthannecessary.We'vebeenintheairnowforaboutaweek.Itdoesn'tlooklikewe'llbelandinguntilthelastsyllableofrecordedtime.Soifanyoneonboardknowsanycardtricks,ghoststoriesorwouldliketohavesomesex,pleasedomakeyourwaytotheflightdeck.Thankyou.
3、MARTIN:Err,ladiesandgentlemen,Ido…Idoprofoundlyapologizeformyfirstofficerandhisbadlymisjudgedattemptathumour.Idohopeyouweren'tdistressedbyhisoutburst.And,andletmejustsay,inhisdefence,thatuphereintheflightdeckitisunbelievablybor-ring!DOUGLAS:Soboring!MARTIN:Sovery,very,ver
4、y,boring!DOUGLAS&MARTIN:Bored!(Openingcredits-Thisweek:Limerick)MARTIN:WhydoesTipperaryalwaysgettheblameforitbeingalongwayto?It'sanevenlongerwaytoLimerick.DOUGLAS:Onlybyaboutthat30miles.MARTIN:Don'tsupposetheysingaboutitmuchtherethen.DOUGLAS:What?Where?MARTIN:It'salongway
5、toTipperary.InLimerick,welltheyprobablyhavetheirownversion.It'sashortwaytoTipperary.I'mjustpoppinguptherenowactually.CanIgetyouanything?DOUGLAS:They'recertainlybothahelloflongwayfromHongKong.MARTIN:That'strue.Andalljustforthis(pattingatabox).Andyou'dthinktheycouldpopitint
6、hepost,wouldn'tyou?DOUGLAS:Well,it'stimesensitiveofcourse.Andthechapwastellingmeit'smorevaluableounceforouncethangold.Rhymesforflight(game).MARTIN:Bite,Fight,Night,Right.DOUGLAS:Ah,yes,here'sone.(overintercom)Ladiesandgentlemen,we'rejustflyingoverGloucestershirenow.Youmay
7、beabletomakeoutatownbelow,thoughit'squitehardtoidentifythroughthecloudcover.Orastheysay,inLimerick.Wehopeyou'reenjoyingtheflight.Onyourleft,we'rejustcominginsightofSwindonorStroud,allcoveredincloud.Andit'smuchthesamethingontheright.MARTIN:DavinaMcCallDOUGLAS:Yes,fairenoug
8、h.Youcanhavethat.ARTHUR:Hi,chaps.Niceone,Douglas.Justtosettleanargumentthough.CAROLYN:It'snotana
