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1、幽默对话◆Teacher:“Tommie,whatdoyouknowabouttheDeadSea?”Tommie:“Ididn’tevenknowitwasill.”◆Teacher:“Hereisaworldmap.WhocanshowusAmerica?”(TomgoestothemapandfindsAmericaonit.)Teacher:“Now,tellme,boys,whofoundAmerica?”Pupils:“Tom.”◆Aboywaswonderingaboutaphotographin
2、anewspaper.Itshowedagroupofhappyandcheerfulchildrencarryingschoolbagswiththecaptionatthebottom:“OnTheirWaytoSchool”.“Ithinkit’smistaken.Theymustbeontheirwayhomeafterclass,I’msure!”theboyconcluded.◆Geographyteacher:“Whatistheconsequenceofthebreakingupofthefor
3、merSovietUnion?”Student:“Itmeansthatwehavemorenamesofnewcountriestoremember.”◆Mathteacher:“Nowremember,class,statisticsdon’tlie,Forexample,iftwelvemencouldbuildahouseinoneday,onemancouldbuildthesamehousein12days.DoyouunderstandwhatImean?Jack,givemeanexample.
4、”Jack:“Youmeanthatifoneboatcouldcrosstheoceaninsixdays,sixboatscouldcrossthesameoceaninoneday.”Biologyteacher:“Johnnie,canyougiveafamiliarexampleofthehumanbodythatadaptsitselftochangedconditions?”Johnnie:“Yes,ma’am.Myauntgained50poundsinayear,andherskinnever
5、cracked.”◆Teacher:“Canyougivemeagoodexampleofhowheatexpandsthingsandcoldcontractsthem?”Student:“Well,thedaysaremuchlongerinthesemmerthaninwinter.”◆Maryhasbeengoingtoprimaryschoolforaweek.Attheendofthefirstweekherfatheraskedher:“Whichperioddoyoulikebestatscho
6、ol,dear?”Maythoughtforawhileandanswered:“Ilikethebreakperiodbest.”◆Duringthefinalexamination,somepupilsweresoeagertoanswerthequestionsthattheyforgottofillintheblanksfortheclass,name,date,etc.onthefrontpageoftheexaminationpaper.Theteacherconsidereditnecessary
7、toremindthemoffillingalltheblanks.Shedeclared:“Now,attentionplease!Fillinalltheblanksbeforeyoudothequestions.”“ShallIfilltheblankforthemarks?”onepupilasked.◆Ateacherwasaskingapupilinherclass.”Tommie,howmanypersonsarethereintheclassroom?”“Forty-one,includingy
8、ou,ma’am,”Tommieanswered.”Then,howmanyareleftwhenIgoout?”theteacheraskedagain.”None,madam.”◆“Whatdoyouthinkoftherelationshipbetween‘deceit’,‘failure’and’success’?”the1stpupilaskedthe2ndpupil.“It