英语小笑话外国电影中的唯美句子

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1、Todaytherearetwomajorpartsinthespeech1.SomeEnglishsmalljokes2.SomebeautifulsentencesofthemovieIknowwhogodisAboysaystohismother,Mom,isGodamanorwoman?Themomthinksawhileandsays,Well,son,Godisbothmanandwoman.Thesonisconfused,soheasks,isGodblackorwhite?Themotherreplies,Godis

2、bothblackandwhite,honey.Theson,stillcurious,saysafterawhile,isGodgayorstraight,mommy?Themother,gettingalittleworried,answers,Son,Godisbothgayandstraight.Thesonthinksaboutit,andhisfacelightsupwhenhethinkshefinallyhasansweredhisquestion:IsGodMichaelJackson?囧SecretForaLong

3、LifeAwomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch（门廊）.Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,shesays.What'syoursecretforalong,happylife?Ismokethreepacksaday,drinkacase(箱)ofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoodsandneverdoexercise.Wow,that'samazing,saysthewoman.Howoldareyou?Twe

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7、TwoAttorneys两个律师Twoattorneyswentintoarestaurantandorderedtwodrinks.Thentheybroughtoutsandwichesfromtheirbriefcasesandstartedtoeat.Theownermarchedoverandtoldthem,"Youcan'teatyourownsandwicheshere!"Theattorneyslookedateachother,shruggedtheirshouldersandthene

8、xchangedsandwiches.→_→FatManandThinManAverythinmanmetaveryfatmaninthehotellobby(大厅).“Fromyourlooks,”saidthefatman,“theremighthavebeenafamine（饥荒）.""Yes,"wasthereply,"andfromyourlooks,youmighthavecausedit.“╮(╯▽╰)╭YouhavetorollupthewindowsfirstAwomangotadent（凹痕）inhercarand

9、tookitintotherepairshop.Therepairmandecidedtohaveaweebit（一点，少许）offun.Sohetoldherallshehadtodowastotakeithomeandblowinthetailpipe（排气管）untilthedentpoppeditselfout（膨胀）.After15minutesofthis,alady,oneofthewoman'sfriendscameoverandaskedwhatshewasdoing."I'mtryingtopopoutthisde

10、nt,butit'snotreallyworking."“Duh（=Do表犹豫）youhavetorollupthewindowsfirst!“?_?I'venevergivenmuchthoughttohowIwoulddie,butdyingintheplaceofsomeoneIloveseemslikeagoodwaytogo.我过去从未过多考虑过我将来会如何死去，但死在我爱的人怀里倒是一个不错的选择。Butit’syou,yourscent,it’slikeadrugtome.You’relikemypersonalbran

11、dofheroin.但是你，你的气味，对我来说就像毒品一样。你就像我私人的海洛因一样Idon‘thavethestrengthtostayawayfromyouanymore.我再也没有离开你的力气了。Ijustcoul