英语三人短剧__搞笑

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1、顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),wi

2、thyourhandonmysteak?(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?A:I'llhavetea.C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!(Waiterexitsreturns)B:(Waiter:)Twotea

3、s.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!B:Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，

4、先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!C:Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!B:Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!C:ItsOKSirthere'snoextr

5、acharge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。A:Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!B:SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。A:Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!C:Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本（Introduction）：Longago

6、therewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthe

7、truth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!（面对观众）I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthe

8、truth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、sma